Science class.

It is hilarious. And absolutely awesomesauce. WHITEBOARD GAME FTW

We should all like take AP Bio and be in Hazlewood's class next year y/y 8D

Michael: Mr Hazlewood, the stapler's not working.
Hazlewood: DID YOU JUST BREAK MY STAPLER. B|
Michael: I didn't break your stapler, your stapler broke my project! B|
Hazlewood: The hell... >B|
(While he's trying to fix the stapler, someone yells to Michael from across the room)
Michael: (yelling back) I'm coming okay? Control your hormones, god!
Hazlewood: Hey. B|
Michael: What? I'm telling them to calm down.
Hazlewood: Yes, but, school appropriate conversation. (puts down stapler and begins to leave the room)
Michael: Hey, where are you going?
Hazlewood: To find another stapler. Hopefully one you won't break. >B|

Me: (doing a partner evaluation) Shandershon, DID YOU FOLLOW PROPER LAB SAFETY PROCEDURES. O:
Shandershon: OFC.
Hazlewood: (overhearing us) Actually no, 'cause technically you're supposed to wear safety goggles when handling chemicals. But that doesn't really matter today, so.
Chadwick: (overhearing him) But, how could we even get to the goggles? They're locked up! D< (points accusingly to the safe box thing holding the safety goggles)
Hazlewood: ... (walks over and easily swings open the safe, all the while completely deadpan) B|
Chadwick: ...
Hazlewood: ... (sigh.)
Me + Shandershon: xDDD
Chadwick: Well, one lesson to learn from this: whenever you see a safe in this school, try opening it before assuming it's locked.

Hazlewood: (seeing me holding the paper like two centimetres from my face while trying to read it) ... You really should get your glasses back soon.
Me: Yes, I really should. You'd think? |D
Hazlewood: When are you getting them back?
Me: "Sometime soon", according to my parents.
Hazlewood: (rolls eyes, very sarcastically) Pfft, "sometime soon". Yes, of course. |D

Elaboration on that last one: one of the side thingies on my glasses snapped off last night, because the little screw that was holding it to the frame somehow got loose and fell off and got lost on the floor. And my parents conveniently couldn't find an old pair of mine until this evening, after I had to go through an entire day of school seeing fuzzy blobs everywhere. Which was absolutely lovely. At least I had help from seatmates, so thanks guys (mostly Shandershon)~ |3 ♥