Fire drill.

(Sarah, Nat and I are chilling while we wait for the fire drill to be over.)
McCulloch: (taking attendance) (comes over to us and looks directly at me) Has anybody seen Rachel?
(Note that I am the only Rachel in the class.)
Me: ..................
Nat and Sarah: xD
McCulloch: ... OH.

What I do during Family Studies class.

Hi there, since I’m really bored, I’m going to type random stuff for no reason and hope she thinks I’m doing work. Lalalalalalala even that’s getting really repetitive D: This is not gooooooddddd I’m not being productive D:< Rawr Lalala. What’s the point of this. Rawr. Let’s tell a story because I have nothing better to do. Also, I need to practice my typing skillages because I’ve slowed down recently and I think I’m talking to myself, but yeah.

If you think this typing speed is really fast, you should see my friend. She types about ten times faster than me, it’s scary D: This is reallllyyyy pointless. I feel like blogging or something. I really think I’m talking to myself, although I don’t think this really counts as talking because I’m typing, but people are reading this, so this may or may not count as talking to myself... I DON’T CARE ANYMORE. D:

Good job, dude. -->

Sooooo, how’s life? I... have nothing to do. I said that already, didn’t I. Sorry. D: efoi

I just realized that when I type, I feel like I’m smashing the keyboard. Wow, I’m making a lot of mistakes today. D: This is bad. I need to practice more. But then again, nobody this semester really gives a lot of essay homework that requires typing on the computer... this is somewhat of a shame. I like typing. D: Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr D: I’m really bored, and I said that already. Heck, I even said THAT already. What is this. D: D: D: D:D AH IT WORKS BOTH WAYS xD

... The frick is this. Rawr. No. Refuse. Make a sentence...? Uhhm....

Well, I’m sorry. D:<

The quick brown fox jumps over the lonely wolf. Is that it? The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. I know that. Why did I just type that out. People can hear me. What. I think I’m going delusional. This is a bad thing. D:

Does she honestly think I’m working...? That would be pretty sad. D:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox – I think I should stop that now.

Now it’s time to talk to myself again. I don’t like Windows 7. It’s hard to navigate. Last night, I tried, but I got lost, and then my computer nearly froze. Blue screen of death all over again. Speaking of which, living without my computer for two weekend days (well, technically one weekend day and one holiday day) wasn’t really that bad. Now people around me are talking about marks. I wonder what my average is in French now. Last time it was pretty bad... but then again I’m bad at French, so whatever. French isn’t even important. That much. D: Although if it brings down my

... SEVEN MINUTES. Rawr. D: .... I have no idea what I should write next. I can’t believe I filled an entire page of size eleven Calibri font with random crap. What is this. I must be REALLY bored. This feels like blogging, except... more pointless. What. xD Speaking of which, maybe I SHOULD post this on my blog. Then people can see how WONDERFULLY PRODUCTIVE we are during Family Studies class. Haha. D:

Lalalalala. I said that already, didn’t I. PORRIDGE. Heh. :)

Ldfsljkdfsljkfdsjlkfdlk

I remember when I used to bang my forehead against the keyboard and see what comes out. It wasn’t very... painless. D: ... Wait, that doesn’t make much sense. What. I really am going crazy in here.

HI MICHERFACE AND YOU GUYS I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BUT YOU’RE DOING HEALTH AND WHY AM I CAPSSPAMMING THIS AND YES NAT I KNOW THAT I’M TALKING TO PEOPLE THROUGH THIS THING BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOING ON MY BLOG ANYWAY AND THEY’RE GONNA READ IT

Nat: ... Rachel? Are you sure you’re alright?

^ I remember when I used to do that in my spam book. AHAH Lauckerface remember the spam book? :D


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And I was going to write more, but then McCulloch told us to go back to the classroom. :P

By the way, if some parts don't make sense, it may be because I was communicating with my classmates through the Word document rather than out loud. I don't know either. I was bored. xP

Awesomesauce.

This time, the title is actually important, and not just some random BS that came out of my dysfunctional, March-Break-mode brain. This is because I require another DS to transfer my AWESOMESAUCE, partially EV'd, perfectly-natured (Adamant), physical sweeper and sort-of-wall-due-to-his/its-insane-defense-base-stat Metang/soon-to-be Metagross onto my HeartGold from my Pearl. Plus my Misdreavus (who is waaaaay too cute to evolve into that ghosty, floating witch thing D8<) and Aron and Milotic (a male who I named after Wallace/Mikuri OHLOLZ x3). And Snorlax, but I digress.

Red, you will be frickin' screwed once I finally get to you. JUST WATCH ME. >8D

... But I need another DS first. Now I just have to wait until my dad finds a good enough deal on a DS Lite to get me another, non-broken one. :P

... If you didn't understand the above paragraph, that is okay. Instead, I will now commence talking about how Ferrero Rochers are rip-offs, because I found some Shoppers Drug Mart brand (Life, I think it was called?) chocolates that taste pretty much exactly the same and costs a dollar a box. (Even though the box is sort of smallish. It's better than the Ferrero Rochers' price of like, ten dollars for the same amount. xP)

March break is... very quiet. And uneventful. (Although I reaaaaally should be working on my Family Studies, or else I will be screwed by Sunday, since I am most probably going to hang out with people on Saturday and therefore would be leaving all my work to one day. And it's due next Monday.)

(... ... ... I have plenty of time.)

(... ... ... ... ... ... ... maybe.)

March 14th.

HOLY FUCKING WHALES I HAVE THE GAME!!!!111omg

Oh, and happy Pi Day, everyone. |D

Almost March Break~

Joannerface and Richerface are weeeeeird. ;P (Heh.)

... Does Joannerface even know this blog exists? o_O I know she knows Fanderson's blog exists, so perhaps she already found mine by the links. Or perhaps she didn't. I don't know.

Today, I heard the comment "too many nicknames". Perhaps it was Lauckerface who said it. I wholeheartedly disagree. :P

(By the way Lauckerface, you DO sound like Elmo when you try to sing soprano. Don't even go there, please.)

Today, we had a science test. Delby said it was supposed to be a half-period test, but most of us used the full period. (Wonder what would happen if he gives us a full-period test... D:) Also, we may or may not have a water gun fight in the forest and our own National Geographic documentary thingy at the zoo during the ecology unit. Fun. :D

... What would you do if I gave you a coconut?

It's a nice day out there today. ♥

In conclusion, status quo is good. And that is why my dad is going to buy me a new DS and English HeartGold on Sunday. Right? >8) -deflects any spoiled child comments aimed in my direction-

Finallyyyyy~

Because McCulloch extended the due date for our Family Studies proj until after March Break, I suddenly have a whole shitload less work to do today. Therefore I can finally find time to blog again, because I still have that lab report to do for science, and I feel guilty firing up my DS while I'm not finished (yet for some reason I'm perfectly fine with blogging when I'm supposed to be doing science... IT'S ALMOST DONE ANYWAY. xP)

The RS arc of PokéSpe is scaaaaary. o_o The combination of an insane Archie and an insane Maxie in particular is like, walking Nightmare Fuel right there. And people actually die. That includes four main characters. And it is quite unfortunate that the artist is a fan of horror and scary stuff, because some of these death scenes (and heck, even in scenes when people aren't dying) are f**king scary. (Although I'd probably find it even scarier if I didn't know they were gonna come back to life, buuuut...)

Oh, and there's murder too. And attempted murder. And a freaking little kid getting his head sliced open. And there's blood. And Wallace Ruby a whole shitload of people get beaten up. And presumably killed. And there's more blood. Urgh. And people say Pokémon is for kids? (Granted, the games and the manga are two separate things, but still...)

asdljflskjf. I should get back to work and spaz about my obsessions later, yeah? D:

... Eh? xD

American customer: “Your flag is just so pretty. I love maple leaves. Does it come in blue?”

Me: “Um, no, sorry, only red.”

American customer: “That’s a shame. My kitchen is blue, and it would look so pretty on the wall. You should make them in other colours.”

Me: “…”

Canadian customer behind her: “That’s a good point. I’ve always thought the stars-and-stripes would look great in earth tones.”

American customer: “Our flag is ALWAYS red, white and blue! Honestly, Canadians are so stupid sometimes.”

It's March.

The frick is this.

I believe that the start of this jolly month should be appropriately celebrated with a loud and allcaps'd FUCK due to the huge amount of screwedness that Rachel is in.

... FUCK.

Rachel will now get back to work.