Literacy test tomorrow.

But that's not important.

... It's almost April. April, May, June, vacation, grade 11. alkslhgsehehsfhldskj.

Today, I did something very idiotic.

There is something wrong with me.

Is there such thing as social anxiety that pertains to reluctance to mingle with others outside of class and also erratic behaviour when coming into close physical contact with the opposite gender?




... I feel selfish.

Half of me wants a hug, and the other half never wants to see another human being again. Or at least for a little while.

There is something wrong with me.




Can I just, like, hate everything that ever existed in the history of forever and be done with it?

Some things just never fail to cheer me up.

Ms Woo: There's this other social network I've heard about, like Facebook and Twitter...
Girl: Tumblr?
Ms Woo: Yeah, Tumblr, that's it! A lot of people are saying it's really good. Is it really?
Girl: Yeah, it is!
Dude: Ew, who uses Tumblr? Facebook is so much better!
Other Dude: Well, you can't really compare the two, right? I mean, it's like comparing an apple with a... car.
Ms Woo: xD So I'm guessing Facebook would be the car?
Other Dude: Or like... a leaf with a microwave. It just doesn't work.

(introducing biological drawings in Science)
Hazlewood: ... So if you see like a squiggle and you don't know what it is, don't just label it randomly. I'm warning you, I've done this every year and I know exactly what's supposed to be labeled in your drawing, so if you fuck up— (dead silence before realisation hits and he covers his mouth) Oh.
(cue class bursting out into hysterical laughter)

Blurb of the day.

"What'd it say just now? Something airlines?"
"'Asiana Airlines'. Like, Asia with N-A at the end. Asia with sodium at the end."

There is something wrong with me.

Blurb of the day.

Who knew playing a video game would be so much work.

There's a part of me who wants Sunshine Islands to be like the old days, where mining was easy money and you just watered crops once a day and forgot about it.

Not like where you have to keep track of all the numbers in a Word document and plan out your crops carefully every week in advance and try to maximize your profits.

... But then again, the old days didn't have Vaughn.

/shot

In other news, I have a Science test tomorrow.

I was studying just now.

Honestly.

Legit.

Don't hit me again, Shandershon.

D:

Record.

Today, I ate a packet of instant noodles, a fried egg, a wrap, four bowls of rice, a large plate of ribs, half a plate of beans, a bowl of fruit, and four containers of yoghurt.

Over two meals. Breakfast and dinner. (And dessert.)

In other news, I have a civics journal thing due tomorrow. I'm not even done half. I should not be on here right now typing up a blog entry.

I seem to be part of a big screwed up family right now. Shander's my sister, Dana's our mommy, Peter N is our step-dad via Dana, Matthew may or may not be our biological dad also via Dana (LOL), Kyle is my granddad also via Dana, Jacob's my hubby, Brenda-this-girl-I-met-today is apparently my daughter now, Lauckerface is my brother, Nalini is my... half-mommy-or-something-or-other via Lauckerface, Richerface is also my brother, which makes Joannerface my... sister-in-law? Something?

... wot.

I have a Science test on Monday. I have an Anthro test on Thursday. I have ISP stuff due on Wednesday. I still have to finish Civics. I have not started on anything.

This is a good recipe for disaster y/y

No contest by this point.

Our science class is the best.

Hazlewood: (while explaining neutralization) So then, if you, say, eat something that's too sour, it's probably too acidic. In which case you can add a base to neutralize it—
Daniel: Like soap!
Hazlewood: Oh yes, of course. Just dump a whole bunch of soap in your food, right? Genius.

Hazlewood: ... on the other hand, if you dump that same amount of potassium in the lake in a powder form, it'll explode before it even hits the water.
Me: (aside to Shandershon) ... I just got a mental image of someone chucking a banana into a lake. And the banana exploding. There is something wrong with me.

Hazlewood: (yelling over the class) OKAY EVERYONE TIME TO CLEAN UP!
Me: (standing right in front of him) ... o.x;
Hazlewood: Sorry Rachel.
Me: And again with teachers yelling in my ear. |D;
Alex: Is your ear gone? :O
Me: ... what. o.o
Chadwick: Mr Hazlewood, look what you did! You blew Rachel's ear off! You're so cruel!
Shandershon: Oi, she's not George Weasley!
Hazlewood: What are you talking about, her ears seem perfectly intact.
Me: I am so confused.