Monday, March 2, 2009

Sarah is a plate now. (RCII P9)

Trufax. :O

Didn't die completely on math test. :D

Okay Angie, stop badgering me about this nao.

Richard = new rabid fan. Dayum.


Randomosity Chronicles II - Part 9

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Nalini asked as the group watched the band walk by from behind a tree.

“Well, we might as well follow these people to get some answers,” Sandy said, shrugging. “We have nothing better to do here anyway.”

“But how will stalking ourselves be any help to us...?” Van wanted to know, sweatdropping. Sandy pretended to ignore her.

They stopped when the band started boarding the coach bus that they traveled around in.

“Yeah, exactly,” Nalini said, as if trying to make a point. “How are we supposed to follow them now?”

“Like so,” Van replied, chucking her Grumpy Bird book at the bus, which stuck into the metal like a shuriken. Attached to the book was a long white string.

“Where’d you get the string from?” Sandy asked as Van held the rest of the string in her hand, clumped up in a big ball, and allowing it to unravel as the bus traveled farther and farther away.

“The Art Room. String is fun. You never know when it might come in handy,” Van said, smiling evilly. “Now all we do is follow the string, and we’ll be at the hotel.”

“But what if the book falls off the bus?” Richard wanted to know.

“It won’t,” Van reassured him. “That is the MAGICAL GRUMPY BIRD BOOK OF DOOM, so it’s impossible for it to be taken out by anything or anyone other than me.”

“You have that much power over it, huh?” Yuedi muttered under her breath. Van smiled sweetly at her, and she sweatdropped.

“Oh no!” Nalini yelled suddenly. Everyone jumped and looked at her in panic.

Nalini’s eyes were wide with anxiety. “We have to walk? I’m gonna go cry now!”

Nicky promptly punched her in the face.

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Everyone stared.

“Hey, I knew Mich was ninja, but I never knew that she was like this,” Sarah whispered to Angie, who nodded absentmindedly. Sarah, noticing this, made a pouty face at her. “Are you even listening to me?”

“Shut up, I’m watching Skye’s uber ninja-ass-kickery awesomeness,” Angie replied impatiently, waving a dismissive hand at her.

Sarah decided to deal with this in a perfectly mature way and stuck her tongue out at her.

On the other side of the alleyway, Rachel and Fandi also watched in amazement.

“See, isn’t Pikachu pro?” Rachel asked Fandi in excitement. “Omigosh, an Iron Tail attack! GOGOGO! AHA! You ninja peoples got your asses whooped, hell yeah!”

“Well, you're high,” Fandi said sarcastically, rolling her eyes. “Are you like, a Pokemon freak or something?”

“Yes,” came the simple answer.

“Oh good job.”

“What, would you like me to be obsessed with CSI: Miami instead and have you guys all brutally murdered or something?”

“No, it’s okay.”

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“PIII... KAA... CHUUUUUUUU!!!”

“... Did you hear something?” Andrea asked her new companion as the two set off down the crowded streets of Hokkaido.

“Hmm? Nope,” Dana answered, reaching behind her head to retie her ponytail. “What, did you?”

Andrea shrugged. “I dunno, it sounded a bit like ‘PIII... KAA... CHUUUUUUUU!!!’. You sure you didn’t hear it?”

Dana tilted her head, listening carefully, but all she heard was the noise of the crowd around them.

“您去現在死!!!”

“Are you sure you didn’t hear that?” Andrea asked incredulously, raising an eyebrow.

“Yeah, this time I did,” Dana said, looking back at Andrea with a weirded-out expression on her face. “Isn’t that like, Chinese or something? I heard Van or Simon or someone speak something like that back in Crosby...”

“Nah, it’s totally Canadian,” Andrea replied casually, shrugging.

“But they didn’t say ‘eh’ at the end of their sentence,” Dana pointed out.

“Really? Sounded a lot like ‘您去現在死ehhhhh!!!’ to me.”

“Anyway, shouldn’t we go check it out?”

“B-b-but...” Andrea made a sulky face at her. “What about Hibari? I CAN’T DITCH HIBARI! NEVER! NEVERRRRR!!!”

Dana stepped back slightly. “Wow, Andrea needs to take a chill pill,” she muttered under her breath. “Now, what to do...”


I should go work on narrative/geo/something else that I am screwed for. Byebye.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

lolzzzz xP
您去現在死!!!!!
shoooo...I TIS A NINJAAAA =)
i'm boreddd...writer's block for narratives and dun wanna do my schience =)

[ a. n. g. i. e. ] said...

:D

您去現在死 = you go die now. Right??

Haha, I feel like my Chinese isn't COMPLETELY crappy (although it is).

Thank you Rachness!

Mich got a blog? =O

Anonymous said...

Silvaer: I ... This is cool. xD I think you should type up part 10 and babelfish the whole thing - and then let us decipher the one you think is the most...well. Funny? Confusing? Awkward? Your pick. It will be interesting though. xDD

Seeyus~

Sarah Sy said...

LALALALALALALA now i gotz me mi dose of drugz. i be happy. mich and sandy have blogs?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Wut, no rape scene?
..poor nalini...to be beat up by her one true love...

make him do it agin!

the deprived child said...

您去現在死 = bad grammar.

it shud be 您現在去死.

xD chinese ftw ^^
... my role in this thing is so epically minor, its like miniscule. i had one line in the entire thing :(.

Sarah Sy said...

imma comment again just to bring the comments up to 7 =DDDDD

^ ^
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heheeee ish a birdieeee. ya. im at school and being uberly bored

Sarah Sy said...

OH PHAIL! it gets rid of the spaces here too??? WAHHH. well imma draw bad boobs on yuedi's picure of emo alice again =P

DarknessxLight said...

yayz, I just came ointo da story, but how did I get w/ andrea in the first place. Hey, did you know that there is a wrestler named sasuke? I just randomly found out ... RANDIMOSITY CHRONICLES AWSOMENESS!!! I SHALL STALK YOU UNTILL THE NEXT CHAPPIE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha, 您去現在死 xD

Has grammarical errors :P

I don't think Hokkaido is very crowded and whatnot, by the way :/ You could just ignore me on that one though ._.

And I shall continue reading this and occasionally laugh at the misery and whatnot the characters are put through by the ever-so-almighty Rach-ness while I, is totally out of this and unharmed :3

Anonymous said...

nuuuu i did not get a blog...just commented =D BLOG STALKING xD
HA! This is the ELEVENTH comment for this post =D I'm eleven and one =D

 
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