Butsrsly. Badgering me for chapters won't exactly get them out faster... it'll just annoy the hell out of me. I'm still human, you know. :P
And today, I got mild writer's block, so it's probably not going to be the best chapter ever.
Anyway. Moving on. :)
Randomosity Chronicles II - Part 5
Van was mad.
She glared at the doorknob.
She thought about her dilemma. What would the others do in her situation?
Andrea would probably threaten the doorknob and try to punch it. Van did not want to punch a piece of metal, because that would hurt, nor did she want to threaten it with an empty threat that it probably wouldn't acknowledge anyway. Besides, Van wasn't exactly a threatening person. (Unless she's in MWAHAHA-EVIL-GENIUS mode. But that's not the point.)
Rachel would probably keep turning to knob, employing different speeds and force before she gives up and spazzes at the thing. And then maybe she would kick the door and hurt her foot and spaz even more.
Fandi would be even spazzier though, yelling at the doorknob to turn and open the door even though it is clearly an inanimate object.
Or is it...?
Van leaned closer and stared at the doorknob, half expecting it to sprout a face or something. (Hey, anything could happen in this dimension... Van knew from experience.)
She stared.
She blinked.
The doorknob didn't move.
She stared at it some more.
Suddenly, something flat collided with the back of her neck, which caused her head to move forward and bonk her forehead onto the doorknob.
"What the hell!" Van yelled irritably, holding her neck and spinning around to see who chucked the book at her.
There was nobody there. The hallway was deserted.
But on the floor lay... a hardcover copy of Grumpy Bird.
Sandy looked from Rachel to Richard, not knowing what to say in this awkward situation.
Rachel blinked.
Richard stared.
Sandy stood there.
The awkward silence continued.
Rachel marveled at how similar this situation was to the (apparently very quotable) Awkward Moment in the Hallway.
"Hi," Sandy said.
"Hi," Richard responded.
"Hi," Rachel also responded. Then she blinked and mustered up her courage.
"Uhhhm, Richard?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you..."
Richard stared.
"Do you... still..."
Richard stared. Sandy also stared. Rachel twitched, but took a deep breath and finished her question.
"Do you still have that five dollar bill that Sarah stuffed down her bra?"
Sarah was sad. The Pikachu wouldn't turn purple. Even when she pressured Fandi and Mich into showing her where the paint was in the Art Room, and dumped the entire bottle of purple paint over Pikachu's head (this Art Room actually did have paint in the secondary colours, instead of making people mix their own), she only succeeded in getting the Pokemon to unleash another Thunderbolt on her.
"Rawr," she said disappointedly, looking at her smoking hair. "That wasn't nice."
"Pika pikachu," the Pikachu replied defiantly.
The three looked at each other uncertainly.
"Do you know what it said?" Fandi whisper-shouted to the other two.
When Sarah and Mich both shook their heads, Pikachu furrowed its (non-existent) brow and tried to think of a way to make itself clear to the humans. Suddenly, it had a burst of inspiration.
"Pika pika," it said, hopping onto a table and holding a finger underneath its nose, like a mustache.
"Hey, isn't that like that French video that we were forced to watch in Grade 6?" Fandi asked. Sarah tilted her head; she wasn't in their class back then. Mich knew what Fandi was talking about though, and nodded.
"So, you're a guy?" she asked the Pikachu, who nodded as well.
"Pika, chu pikachu," he continued, which elicited confused looks from his companions. Looking frustrated, he decided to settle for a game of charades in order to convey what he was trying to tell them.
"Chu, pika pi pikachu pi pika." He pointed to the other side of the room, where the whiteboard was. "Pikachu," he continued, pointing to the cupboard where the construction paper was, "pika pi pikachu pika-" he raised his arms, imitating putting something around his neck- "chu pi pikachu pi-" he pointed to himself- "pi pikachupi-" he opened and closed his mouth, imitating talking- "pika." He pointed at the three humans in turn.
Sarah, Fandi and Mich blinked. They thought it couldn't get any worse if they were being forced to decipher the pika pikas of an electric rodent.
Little did they know that their adventure with Pikachu... was far from over.
That's it for today. My brain got dead.
Also, I dare people to figure out what Pikachu was trying to say. Nosrsly. Go ahead and try to interpret it. Have fun. :)
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