Monday, February 9, 2009

RCII P3

Randomosity Chronicles II - Part 3

There was a long, awkward silence.

Andrea stared.

Nalini stared.

Yuedi stared.

Nicky stared.

Andrea opened her mouth, gaping, but quickly snapped it shut without saying anything. Yuedi looked somewhat evil, like that wrong mind of hers was planning something big. (The Voice was kind of pissed off by this; it was her job to make the characters suffer!)

Nicky stared.

Nalini coughed a little and shuffled her feet. "Um... er..." Her voice failed her as her vocal chords refused to get the words out. "Th-this is kinda awkward... but... um..."

Nicky stared.

"Will you... will... you..."

Nicky stared.

"Will..." Nalini took a deep breath.

"Will you show me where the nearest drinking fountain is?"

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"Is it just me, or is something different about Crosby in the alternate dimension?" Sandy commented lightly as they walked past the Music Room for the eighth time on their little walk around the school.

"Yeah, these hallways keep looping, for some reason. And some things don't seem to be where they should be. Hey, didn't we see this before?" Rachel asked, pointing to the now very Asian-looking portrait of Mozart on the wall.

Sandy nodded. "Who painted that again? Was it Andrew?"

"You mean you-have-no-life-Rachel-are-you-a-guy Andrew?"

"Yeah."

"Then yes, it was."

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Fandi did not like Sarah's company anymore. It certainly didn't help that she kept talking about a non-Canadian moose, whatever that was.

Something bright yellow flashed in front of them. Sarah responded to that in her usual way - by screaming so loudly that the windows in the Art Room, where they were standing at the moment, threatened to shatter.

Fandi considered throwing a shoe in her face.

The yellow thing sparked, electricity flying from the red circles on its cheeks. Fandi recognized the thing, having created the head of one in Art the year before (which kind of failed miserably, by the way).

"Pi... ka... CHUUUUUU!!"

How disappointing... the almighty Voice mused to herself. I was hoping they'd be like Team Rocket and blast off and go like, 'LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAINNNN!' when they got shocked by Pikachu's Thunderbolt... but instead, it seems like all they got was fried. Ooh, fried humans. Yum? I wonder what Sarah would taste like.

Meanwhile, Sarah was screaming about how her hair and her clothes were messed and spazzing at the Pikachu, who gave her a o__O look and backed away slowly. Sarah apparently wasn't aware of how scary she could be.

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Andrea, having skillfully escaped from the awkward moment in the hallway ("Errr, I gotta go pee, bye!") wandered determinedly down another hallway, scanning the area for any signs of Hibari Kyouya or Skye.

Then she saw him.

His silver hair seemed to shimmer, even under the awful fluorescent lights that the school for some reason still had, even in this alternate dimension. His eyes flashed at Andrea flirtingly, who didn't know whether to be happy or creeped out. (He unfortunately was still wearing that weird-looking leopard outfit.) But Andrea was not gaping at that. She was gaping at the person who suddenly ran up behind Skye and gave him a huge, crushing glomp-hug.

"SKYEEE!"

Andrea didn't know Angie could shriek like that.

Angie glared at Andrea. "Skye is MINE! MINEEE!!"

Andrea ran into a corner and sobbed depressingly at the loss of her dearest Skye. She produced a razor from her pocket and sliced her forearm with it, watching the blood drip slowly to the ground.

Well, no. That's not what she did. She went up to Angie and punched her in the face.

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Somewhere, in another part of the school, Richard walked cautiously. He had his hand over his pocket protectively. Nobody was going to steal his wallet this time... NOBODY.




Whew, that was a long one. 15 minutes left of class. Whee. :D

3 comments:

Unlimited.Idiocy said...

LAWLZZZZZZZ!

SKYE TISS MIIIINNNEEE!

DIIIEEEE ANGIEEESSSS! D:<

but of course hibari-kuuuun tis better~

I'll forgive you if hibari appears...

...

I want ma Hiiiibbbaaaaarrrriiii T.T

DarknessxLight said...

do i get to meet sasuke, itachi, kakashi, or naruto? I wanna have a hot anime charecter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAKASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥My Awesome Blog ♥ said...

RACH THAT AINT NICE I AINT GONNA ASK SOMEONE WHERE THE WATER FOUNTAIN LIKE THAT THAT IS KINA WEIRD I MEAN WILL YOU .... WILL YOU .... SHOW ME WHERE THE NEAREST WATER FOUNTAIN IS.
I AM AWESOMENESSSS
XD

 
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