Sunday, February 8, 2009

RCII P2

Randomosity Chronicles II - Part 2

Everyone screamed as they all fell through a dimensional hole onto the cold, tile floor of Ms. Wong's room, otherwise known as the Science Room, or room 204 of Crosby.

"Why is it that the author randomly decided to change the number 2 into two I's in the title?" Andrea wanted to know as the group materialized in front of her.

"Is that the first thing you say when people suddenly magically appear out of thin air??" Rachel practically yelled, flailing about and trying to keep her balance but kind of failing. Everyone was pushing and shoving each other, trying to untangle their various limbs from the mess.

"Yeah," Andrea responded casually.

"That was a rhetorical question... and anyway, it's because Van (in her real world form) smartly decided to refer to the new series as RCII instead of RC2. It made more sense that way, Rachel-from-the-real-world thought." Rachel shrugged in an I-don't-know-so-don't-ask-me kind of way before shoving someone's leg that was sticking out randomly from the pile. That leg happened to be Sarah's, who screamed very loudly and jerked it away, accidentally kicking her shoe into Angie's face. Angie removed the shoe from her face and glared at Sarah with her you-did-NOT-just-do-that expression. Rachel stifled a laugh.

"Again, the rest of our existences are being blissfully neglected," Van, having skillfully escaped the struggling mass of people on the floor, commented, crossing her arms impatiently.

Dude, chillax, I always remember that you guys exist. Eventually.

Van sweatdropped. "Why are you saying that in such an annoyingly cheerful tone of voice..."

Becauseeee, the almighty Voice whined, it's fun to piss you guys off like this. Now, I need a plot, so just stand by while I think of something evil to do to you people. Bee-are-bee.

The group immediately groaned when the ever-so-annoying Jeopardy theme began playing. (Well, everyone except for Mich, whose ever-present :] face was still there.)

"Wait, Rachel, didn't you promise me and Angie that we'd get to stalk Skye in this version of the story?" Andrea said suddenly. "I WANNA STALK SKYE! NOW! NOW NOW NOW!" she added in a spoiled only-child Nalini-ish kind of tone.

"Don't ask me about the details, ask my alter ego in the real world," Rachel supplied helpfully.

"WHERE ARE YOU, RACHEL'S ALTER EGO??" Andrea yelled to the heavens (well, actually, she sort of yelled at the ceiling, since they were indoors).

Ah, fine. You guys can find Skye and Pokemon and Harvest Moon and Hibari Kyouya and other random shit around the school. And people. AHA. THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE!! Yes. Because I magically made them appear. People like the 9'ers, or the teachers-"

Mich immediately bolted out the door.

"Who's willing to bet that she's off looking for Ms. Wong...?" Fandi said. Everyone sweatdropped.

Anyway, the Voice continued, once you meet everybody, I'll... think of something to do next. Hehe. Have fun.

At this point, Andrea also bolted out the door. "I must find Hibari!" she yelled determinedly. "And Skye! But Hibari first! Even though he'll probably bite me to death once he sees me! Who cares!"

Angie also ran out, shouting something about Harvest Moon over her shoulder. Sandy and Rachel went together through the other (newly-fixed and less screwed-up) door to look for a Pikachu and/or Lugia and an Eeveelution/Richard respectively (being the Pokemon-and-ex-boyfriend-in-the-case-of-the-latter freaks they are). Van, Fandi and Sarah just wandered off in different directions, not knowing or caring who or what they bump into.

And thus, their adventure in Crosby began.




Next chapter, how the group dealt with the not-so-little problems they ran into while exploring Crosby in the alternate dimension. STAY TUNED! -insert dramatic music here-

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow. No, just, wow. This is what you spend your free time doing now? xD

I is be HP obsessed. Yay. OOH! And you even threw in the PKMN part! OMG YAY GO RACHII!!!

 
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