Playing around with Babelfish.

Babelfish = translator.

Funnies. x]

(My comments in brackets.)


Original:
Hi Ms. Wong!

(The classic. :D)


French:
Hello Mrs. Wong!

(So now Ms. Wong is married. :O)


Portuguese:
Olá! Mrs. Wong!

(Haha, "Ola")


Spanish & French:
Vagueness! Mrs Wong!

(... Where did vagueness come from? o.O)


Korean:
Ambiguous wool lake! Wong Mrs.!

(How did they get a wool lake from vagueness... Oh, and now we shall address Ms. Wong as Wong Mrs.)


Italian:
Ambiguous lake of wools! Sig.ra di Wong!

(Now she is Sig.ra di Wong. However you pronounce that.)


Greek:
Ambiguous lake [mallion]! Sig.ra Di Wong!

(... Mallion? o.O)




Original:
Survival awards today, and Maddy/Jason/Tony/me got second place. :O Very happy.

(Taken from Angie's most recent blog post. :D)


Dutch:
The granting of the overleving today, and Maddy/Jason/Tony/me become Second place. : Very fortunately O.

(Congrats, Sutherlandians, for winning the overleving. :D)


Italian:
L' Maddy/Jason/Tony/me and allocation overleving today are transformed in second place. : Much fortunately Or.

(Okay, so the overlevings are being allocated. Also, Angie and them are now transformed into second place. Congratulations.)


Russian:
L' Maddy/Jason/Tony/me and allocation of overleving of today of are of transformed in of second of place. : Much of fortunately Or.

(Now the allocation of the overleving of today are being transformed.)


Korean:
L' Overleving Maddy of justice today or Jason or Tony/me and distributing changes is inside the second time of place. : Luckily vast quantity or.

(Maddy is justice today, and Jason or Tony/Angie are inside the second time of place, along with distributing changes. Uhm.)


Spanish:
L' Overleving Maddy of justice today or the changes of Jason or Tony/me and of the distribution is inner the second time of the place. : Luckyly extensive amount or.

(Okay, now it's the changes of Jason or Tony/Angie that are in the second time of place. Also, there is an extensive amount that is lucky. Or luckyly.)


Chinese Trad. & Chinese Simp.:
L' The Overleving justice either Jason or Tony/me today changes Maddy and the release second time is the intrinsic place. : Luckyly widespread amount or.

(Jason or Tony or Angie are changing Maddy. And the intrinsic place. Whatever that is. Oh, and the extensive amount is now widespread. Whoopie.)


In conclusion, Angie's Survival group won the overleving, which got allocated several times, in the second time of the intrinsic place. Yays for them. :)



Original:
This post is now about delicious food.

(Stolen from Van. :D)


Dutch:
This mail is now concerning delicious food.

(Van writes mail on her blog. Good job Van.)


French:
This mail relates to delicious food now.

(Not bad. Van apparently still writes mail though.)


German:
This post office refers on delicious food now.

(How does Van put a post office on her blog. SHOW ME. :O)


Italian:
This post office them now reports exquisite food.

(Sounds like a news show. "WE WILL NOW REPORT ON EXQUISITE FOOD.")


Korean:
This post office now that (thing) field reports the food which is exquisite.

(Okay, now THAT thing field reports the food.)


Portuguese:
This station of post offices now that the field (of the thing) tells the food that is requintado.

(Station of post offices? Now there's more than one post office on Van's blog? o.O Oh, and now the field of the thing is talking to the food, which, incidentally, is requintado.)


Russian:
This station of post offices now, when field (thing) speaks food which requintado.

(Omigosh, the field thing speaks food. I've always wanted to learn food as a second language.)


Therefore, Van's blog has a station of post offices, in which the field thing talks to the food, which happens to be requintado.

Good job Van.