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"If long hair equals shaggy werewolf, does that mean if one of them goes bald, we have a hairless werewolf?"

"Indeed, Meyer werewolf are as different from regular werewolves as Meyer vampires are from regular vampire."

"Except she even said that they weren't werewolves. The Volturi had seen real werewolves; the "spirit wolves" are something different. This troper actually started a fanfic where they met another such tribe with a different spirit animal."

"I've never read these books, but the werewolves are Native American, right? I've read that Native Americans tend to be very resistant to baldness, so that issue probably doesn't come up much."

"By this logic, having your hair in a mohawk means your werewolf form would have hair like a poodle. Werepoodle!"

"I get the picture in my head of a werespinosaurus."

"That would be the best thing ever."