Long time no see.

To celebrate finishing that English essay, math homework, and Frankenstein. :D

Return of the Facebook Note Spam

Have you ever...

1. taken a picture naked?
Nope

2. painted your room?
Nope

3. made out with a member of the same sex?
Haven't made out, period. (Haven't kissed, period. o.o)

4. drove a car?
No. I may or may not plan to soon. |D

5. danced in front of your mirror?
Haha yeah.

6. have a crush?
Mhm.

7. been dumped?
Unfortunately.

8. stole money from a friend?
No. Why would I do that :c

9. gotten in the car with people you didnt know?
STRANGER DANGER

10. been in a fist fight?
Uhm, not that I remember. I might have gotten into a light one a long, long time ago o_O

11. had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Mhm.

12. had feelings for a friend?
Mhm.

14. made out with a stranger?
No. o_O;;

15. met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
You mean like a date? /brick'd
Almost, but no. xD

16. left your house with out telling your parents?
... Actually, I don't think I have. Not sure whether that's sad or not xD

17. had a crush on your neighbor?
Never knew my neighbors, 'cept for Chadwick. In which case, no. xD

18. ditched school to do something more fun?
Yes. CRASHING SOBEY'S FTW :D (although I guess it wasn't really "crashing" per se o.o)

19. slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yup.

20. seen someone die?
I might have seen... people being blown up? o.o;;

21. been on a plane?
Yup

22. kissed a picture?
No. Why did I think of twihards kissing posters of Edward Cullen when I read that

23. slept in until 3?
Ooh, don't think so. I believe the latest I've slept in was... maybe 1/2PM-ish? CLOSE ENOUGH.

24. miss someone right now?
Yes. ._.

25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Prolly not. I should add that to my bucket list. :D

26. made a snow angel? yes- I’m from Canada
^ LOL that's what the person I stole it from wrote. And yes. xD

27. played dress up?
Plenty of times. My parents thought I was hilarious, dancing around waving scarves everywhere. |D

28. cheated while playing a game?
Sadly, yes. :c

29. been lonely?
Mhm.

30. fallen asleep at work/school?
Yeah. Not for too long though, maybe a few minutes. xD

31. been to a bar?
Nope.

32. felt an earthquake?
LOL SCIENCE EXAM xDD

33. touched a snake?
I... think so? Petting zoo or something.

34. ran a red light?
Can't drive.

35. been suspended from school?
No, thankfully. D:

36. had detention?
Haha yeahh, I remember in grade 3 my friend and I were caught passing notes in class. xD It wasn't a very long detention, the teacher just made us stay for a bit after school and lectured us.

37. been in a car accident that you didnt cause?
Yes. Our old car was black, and I remember crying a lot after the impact. o_O (I was, what, six?) Oh, and I also remember my parents telling me that the black car was going to get fixed and we were going to get it back, and I believed that for soooo long. Never saw it since. |D

38. hated the way you look?
Pretty much everyyyday. :c

39. witnessed a crime?
Maybe? Depends on if that includes little crimes that nobody would really care about.

39. been the person doing the crime?
Ditto.

40. pole danced?
LOL I think I tried once. On one of those support beams in a house. Yeah, that was awkward. |D;;

41. been lost?
Fun times. xD

42. been to the opposite side of the country?
Does China count? o: /geography fail

43. felt so sick you thought you might die?
Well, considering my parents insisted on burying me in like, five blankets, yeah I felt like I was overheating down there. xP

44. cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.

46. sang karaoke?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

47. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Plenty of times. Results were mixed.

48. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Probably, although I don't really want to remember it. |D

49. caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Mhm.

50. kissed in the rain?
(For all you technical people out there, I'm presuming it means romantic kissing, not like parents or relatives. xP) Haven't kissed, period. (I think I said that already.)

51. sang in the shower?
Everyday. xD

52. had sex in a park?
I'd like to keep my dignity, thanks.

53. had a dream where you were married?
I don't remember a lot of my dreams. xD

54. glued your hand to something?
Yup.

55. got your tongue/”arm” stuck to a flag pole?
I think my finger once? xD

56. ever gone to school partially naked?
Eurgh? o_O;;;

57. been a cheerleader?
I considered trying out, believe it or not. o: (Kinda glad I didn't, to be honest)

58. sat on a roof top?
I want to try D:

59. didn’t take a shower for a week?
Eurgh, no. o.o

60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Don't like to watch movies alone in the first place. Makes me feel... alone. :c

61. played chicken?
The heck? o.o

62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Not really pushed, but swimming fully clothed was part of lifesaving, so.

64. broken a bone?
Fandi nearly did today. o:

65. been easily amused?
Yeah, today. xD
"Your judge is dying." -Mich

66. laughed so hard you cried?
Ditto.

67. mooned/flashed someone?
Perhaps unintentionally. @_@

68. cheated on a test?
Yeahh, I remember in fourth grade or something, I had my science textbook hidden under my desk and I was peeking at it during the test. D: (Now that I think about it, I can't believe the teacher didn't notice. o.o)

69: forgotten someones name?
Plenty of times. Takes me a few tries to get them right, usually.

70. slept naked?
Maybe... not? I forgot. xD

71. gone skinny dipping?
Don't think so. o.o

73. blacked out from drinking?
Ew, alcohol.

74. played a prank on someone?
LOL fourth grade and pranking Mr. Whats-his-face with doodled-over photocopies of his face. xDD

75. gone to a late night movie?
Define "late night."

76. made love to anything not human?
No. o___O;;

77. failed a class?
Don't think so?

78. choked on something you’re not supposed to eat?
Generally speaking, I don't put non-food-items in my mouth. Y'know what I mean? |D

79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours in total?
That means not at once, right? xD;; In which case, fluteee. ♥

80. been cheated on?
Nope, thankfully.

81. did you celebrate the 4th of July?
I! AM! CANADIAN! /brick'd

82. thrown strange objects?
LOL yes. xDD

83. felt like killing someone?
Er, not really literally. o.o

84. felt like running away?
A few times.

86. did drugs?
Disgusting.

87. had detention and not attend it?
Don't think so.

89. made a parent cry?
Yeah. ._.

90. cried about someone?
Yes.

91. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
Rather not, thanks.

92. dated someone you didn’t even like?
Rather not, thanks.

93. had/have a dog?
Nicole is luckyyy. D:

95. own an instrument?
Still have my flute ♥

96. been in band?
Used to.

97. drank 25 sodas in a day?
LOL no. And I don't think I'll put this one on my bucket list, thanks. |D

98. broken a CD?
Don't think so?

99. shot a gun?
Rather not, thanks.

100. had feelings for one of your best friends?
Mmmm.

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Mom chasing me off now, post terminating.

New Discovery of the Day.

Tanyerson and I want to do "I Dreamed a Dream" for our duet. She's used to the Glee version. I'm used to the normal version. The way we sing it almost sounds like it's in harmony, especially the last note. (I can't tell if the whole thing is in harmony since we haven't done the whole thing together yet.)

Still... this is pretty awesome. 8D WE SHALL BLOW THIS OUT OF THE BALLPARK Y/Y/Y/Y

(... why do I even use that expression anyway?)

Old stuff.

I was reading my old blog entries from October 2008 (which apparently is supposed to have been the month with the most entries - more entries than days in the month, actually o.o), wondering what kind of weird stuff I could write about that took up 5 more blog entries than the actual number of days in the month.

... That reminds me of a habit I had in grade two or something, when I kept saying "actually" even when I wasn't contradicting anybody and the teacher called me out on that. She was nice about it though, even though she kept cutting off my sentences whenever I said the word "actually," even when I didn't, and even when I actually meant it. (Like so.) But I digress.

Anyway, yeah. So I was digging through all these old blog entries and making comments in my head about how weird I was two years ago and how much of a complainer I was. Yeahh.

Also, apparently Kumon made me do grade 11 English stuff when I was still in grade 7. o_O Geez, that was so long ago I more-or-less forgot about it. I can't remember what the text was. I do remember having to read an excerpt of Dracula once, and I think To Kill a Mockingbird too, and maybe Brave New World. (For some reason, a part of me is wishing that Nineteen-Eighty-Four had been in there too. What.) Yeahh, that was kind of painful. Thankfully, the questions weren't all that hard, mostly just copy-pasting picking answers straight out of the text and rewriting them. (This goes to show just how pointless Kumon really is, at least when it comes to their Reading program. >>)

So yeah, there's my little brain vomit on Kumon. That seems like so long ago now, it's surprising. When did I quit again? I forgot. o.o

In unrelated news, there is Vocal Fusion practice tomorrow. Yay! Except now Ms. C is challenging us to do duets (I think you can do three or maybe four people too, at which point it is no longer a duet; Ms. C just handwaved the technicalities) in two weeks. Apparently we have to get the backup track, the lyrics, (the harmony? I'm not sure if that's a requirement) and all that ready by ourselves in two weeks. I don't know who I want to do it with yet. Maybe Joannerface and Divya if three people are allowed? Or Tanyerson? Or Sarah, if she hasn't dragged Jacob away already? (100 wizard dollars that she's going to do just that. LOL MICH AND MADDY)

Or who knows, maybe Ms. C will just forget about that altogether. I think she forgot about our "Do, Do-Re-Do, Do-Re-Mi-Re-Do" testing, so. |D

Wow, a decent-sized post that's actually talking about normal, blog-worthy stuff for once. xD ACCOMPLISHMENT Y/Y?

PS. Yes, I renamed my blog. "I Really Lack a Life" was getting on my nerves. xD

New Discovery of the Day.

Out of the nine(?) watches Sarah has stolen from several guys (well, I'm assuming they're all guys), Jacob was the first to have two. And he wore his second one today.

And then she promptly stole it. During the Students For Children meeting this afternoon.

Me: -in regards to the first watch- Don't tell me you slept with that last night. |D
Sarah: Yeah, of course!
Me: -facepalm-
Sarah: I mean, what else could I do with it? -thinks about what she just said and starts giggling-
Me: ... Do I even want to know what else you did with that watch?
Sarah: 8D
Me: |D




(By the way Tony, Shandershon makes a much more productive secretary than you. Just sayin'.)

Maaaajor squick.

I was looking through our cruise pictures (again) and I came across a bunch with my dad and I, because neither of us wanted to take ten thousanddd pictures of my mom and she gave up and started paparazzi-ing us but anyway, the point is that there are a bunch of random pictures in the middle of us two talking and fighting over his pro camera and stuff like that.

-catches breath-

Yeah. So, that reminded me of this reaaaally awkward moment on the ship, when my mom was... somewhere (forgot exactly where) and my dad and I were going to our cabin to get something. And we passed this random kid in the hall (looked about maybe twelve or so OKAY I CANNOT BE THAT FAR OFF THIS TIME) and he just kind of stared at us and then randomly asked me: "Is that your husband?"

Cue awkward pause, and then me bursting into laughter.

Naturally, I clarified that he was in fact my dad, and I think the kid was kind of embarrassed (who wouldn't be? xD) so I did him the courtesy of leaving him alone and acting as if it was no big deal. But I did find it extremely hilarious, and also kind of weird. How old do I look again? xP

I have no idea why this moment escaped my mind while I was gushing about my trip, but it gives me an excuse to write a decently-sized blog entry again.

FFFFFF IT'S OCTOBER WHO SHALL I COSPLAY AS FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR? :D

Moron.

Why do I keep doing that anyway?

I don't believe it.

I never thought mary-sues/gary-stus existed much except maybe that one girl Tiana-or-something-or-other from a while ago, or that one other Vocaloid-obsessed dude on my forum.

But this is just getting ridiculous:

"Stephen was never an normal trainer since birth,infact his father was the pyshic gym leader,his mother was was save by Ash Keptchum from Pallettown.He also had very powerful physic powers.He was able to muntilpulate peoples body movements,take control of their body,make whoever he wished to fly in any direction at his whim,and teleport at will,but He didn't like an unfair fight,he only used it when there was an emegerency or if someone needed help."

That was his entire paragraph "intro." No location, no personality (except "cheerful," which he put in his list intro), no interactions, just a big wall of text explaining how ~*~super speshul and awesome~*~ he is.

Oh, and not the mention there is no male Psychic-type gym leader, except for Tate (who, incidentally, I was playing) and he's twelve. And before you start arguing with me saying that there's no canon proof of his and Liza's age, just look at a picture of them and you'll agree that he looks a tad bit young to be fathering a 20-year-old.

What is this world coming to?

Getting really annoying.

You see a lot of people making characters with Japanese names, whether the character is actually Japanese or not. In the former case, that's fine, but why doesn't anyone let their Japanese characters have normal English names? I think I saw maybe two other people other than myself who've done that, and in my case, my guy's legal name isn't even English (it's Chinese; LOL stealth gender-flipped self-insert |D).

But then again, the French people are probably saying, "Why can't people's French characters have normal names?" and I admit I'm guilty of that, so I guess I can't really complain. BE QUIET YOU SHOULD STOP JUDGING ME THIS INSTANT.

In other news, we have a math test on Monday. (Well, some of us, who actually have math this semester.) I sort of studied yesterday. If looking over my notes counts. While stalking the RP boards on Neo. And two Pokémon forums.

'Kay you know what I am most likely going to take Creative Writing next year or the year after and it will be all worth it so you should not judge me. >:O

Vocal Fusion.

alsjdflasjdfl whyyyyyyyyy did I agree to try the solo in front of everybody wtf wtf wtf I got carried away further than the solo required what is this I don't even what a faaaaaaaiiiiil

:c

PS. I just realised that this blog doesn't really chronicle my life anymore, it's more like a collection of brain vomit. New blogging goal y/y/y/y/y?

Aha typos.

Apollo/Archer: "What's the idea wit Banette?"

ooc: Archer rapping? Did not see that coming...