Vocal Fusion.

alsjdflasjdfl whyyyyyyyyy did I agree to try the solo in front of everybody wtf wtf wtf I got carried away further than the solo required what is this I don't even what a faaaaaaaiiiiil

:c

PS. I just realised that this blog doesn't really chronicle my life anymore, it's more like a collection of brain vomit. New blogging goal y/y/y/y/y?

Aha typos.

Apollo/Archer: "What's the idea wit Banette?"

ooc: Archer rapping? Did not see that coming...

Sometimes Neo is awesome.

"But even gods make mistakes.

When leaving the world of pokemon, a floating speck of unorganized matter cause Giratina to sneeze."

I'm sorry, but that made me lol really hard. I have no idea why. xDDD

Oh please no.

"Tiana was a little different from most people. She could speak every pokemon language, understand her feelings, and was extremely smart."

"Tiana looked at her espeon, which was staring at the pichu. tiana read his mind. She was mentally connected to her pokemon, so it was normal to her."

"Tiana wondered if this meeting was meant to be. She usually thouhgt this way, so it was like she was a fortune teller or something."

And she has a Ho-oh - supposed to be a frickin' super-powerful legendary creature - because, and I quote, "he is mine on the game, remember?"

Shoot me now. Please.

Hehehe.

"My group of friends has developed a bad, childish habit of saying contradictory things in response to everything, for example the response to 'I just bought a new bag' could be any of the following: 'I'll bag you', 'I'll give you a bag', 'You're a bag' or really anything else that crosses our minds. So one time someone said 'come with me to the tuckshop' and I, completely without thinking, responded with 'I'll make you come!'"

"Today it happened again. With the same person. It went as follows: 'Come on. Hurry up.' 'I'll come on you!' * hysterical giggling and exclamations of 'Oh God! That's not what I meant!'"

"It happened again even worse yesterday.
Person 1: Come on, baby
Person 2: I'll come on your baby! * beat* Wait! (Squick) Oh God No!"

"A few years ago, a friend of mine was writing down some math notes. He got to a part about positives and negatives. When he had to write 'positive or negative', he shortened it to 'p or n'."

"When I was about 7 or 8, my whole family was in the car late at night, looking for someplace to eat. We got to discussing hybrid meals like brunch, and how there should be one for dinner and breakfast. Naturally, when I suggested 'dikfast', my mom was quite upset, while my brother was laughing his head off."

"Overheard between two children on a bus:
Child 1: For [some school project], who did you do?
Child 2: I did my mom! (thinks) No, I mean like—
Child 1: Uhm, yeah."

"This troper got into an argument with her brother that... degenerated after a while, to the point of flinging random insults. Her brother, who's rather Hot Blooded, was more concerned with getting a comeback in than actually coming up with a good one, resulting in this:
Me: I think you're an idiot.
Brother: WELL SO DO I!"

... moar brain vomit.

... and then there are those people who insist on believing in something that is clearly not real and clearly not going to happen and they are being all delusional and shit.

And then you're all like, "What the hell?"

We are awesome people.

We are, Shandershon and I. ;D

(my PM: "... there's a new pokemon based on an ice cream cone. wat.")

Qi - again&again&again says (10:28 PM):
ice cream.

Qi - again&again&again says (10:28 PM):
oh.

Qi - again&again&again says (10:28 PM):
what?

Qi - again&again&again says (10:28 PM):
xD

Rαcн says (10:28 PM):
nosrsly.

Rαcн says (10:28 PM):
it's ridiculous.

Rαcн says (10:28 PM):
serebii has the full list

Qi - again&again&again says (10:28 PM):
I dont even wanna know

Rαcн says (10:28 PM):
xD

Qi - again&again&again says (10:28 PM):
honestly, I think they're taking the US theme a bit too far

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
I'm half expecting fries next.

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
LMFAO

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
mcdonalds, maybe

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
they should make like

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
a set

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
like plusle/minun

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
a hamburger?

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
xD

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
for triple battles

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
yeah

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
xDDDDD

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
burger, fries, drink

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
SUPER COMBO

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
I CHOOSE YOU

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
-laugh-

Qi - again&again&again says (10:29 PM):
OHGOD THAT'S TOO FUNNY

Rαcн says (10:29 PM):
8D

Rαcн says (10:30 PM):
i should work for gamefreak, y/y 8)

Qi - again&again&again says (10:30 PM):
mocking the Americans much

Qi - again&again&again says (10:30 PM):
butbut

Qi - again&again&again says (10:30 PM):
if it was based off of Canada....

Canada Geese
Polar Bears
BEAVERS
MOOSE

Rαcн says (10:30 PM):
LMFAO

Rαcн says (10:30 PM):
HOCKEY STICK

Qi - again&again&again says (10:30 PM):
xDDDDD

Qi - again&again&again says (10:30 PM):
IGLOO NO WAIT

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
igloos are buildings

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
mybad

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
xD

Rαcн says (10:31 PM):
xDDDD

Rαcн says (10:31 PM):
hey, they based one off a sarcophagus

Rαcн says (10:31 PM):
so who knows?

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
whut?

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
MAPLE LEAF

Rαcн says (10:31 PM):
the case thingies with mummies inside them

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
PROFESSOR MAPLE

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
YESYESYES

Rαcн says (10:31 PM):
LOOOOL

Rαcн says (10:31 PM):
YESWIN

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
god that is ancient

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
Prof. Maple I remember from Cynmia region

Qi - again&again&again says (10:31 PM):
xDDD

Rαcн says (10:32 PM):
yeah

Rαcн says (10:32 PM):
that's

Rαcн says (10:32 PM):
really old o.o

Rαcн says (10:32 PM):
i think mine was willow

Qi - again&again&again says (10:32 PM):
(Did you finish your english?)

Rαcн says (10:32 PM):
(yeah)

Qi - again&again&again says (10:32 PM):
yeahyeah it was

Rαcн says (10:32 PM):
we were such uncreative kiddies xD

Qi - again&again&again says (10:32 PM):
xDDD

Playing with Translation Party.

Google it, it's fun. xD

"Unfortunately, they can’t be bothered to make lots of separate little tables for four and stuff, so most groups just get stuffed all on one big round table and they make total strangers eat together and stare at each other awkwardly over the tops of their lobster tails and spaghetti."
turns into
"Unfortunately, you have to move them to another year to get round a table filled with lobster, most of the other groups, other small tables, you can create a reference end You can not please all you are worried about eating spaghetti."


"Tomorrow, we're off to a beach place in the Honduras, and we're going to try snorkeling again because mom just can't seem to get the hang of it and she's all like 'NO I REFUSE YOU.'"
turns into
"So tomorrow, you can not hang our mothers, it is the only place you need to clear your beach in Honduras, she said, 'No, I reject you,' he said. He said. He said. He said. He said. Again and again I have been snorkeling, everything was under"


"While I was sitting in the backseat thinking of trailers and serial killers and dead bodies, my parents were trying to figure out what the heck was going on, and then my dad remembered that he had the hotel's phone number."
turns into
"I was in the back of the body, and trailer was thinking of a serial killer, my parents are on the earth, or what is happening, my father, had in mind to understand his had had a number of hotels."


PS. This post will PUSH MY VERY FIRST VACATION POST OFF THE PAGE NOOOOO
This just reinforces the sad, sad fact that vacation is OVER and I have to start doing work now and start thinking of ways to BS my English and Comm Tech assignments. :c

Ugh.

I'm human. I do make mistakes.

Sometimes these mistakes are big ones. Sometimes it's because I'm bad at these things, or maybe I'm just having a slow day. And when I make these mistakes, you laugh and mock me and treat it as a joke that I can't seem to do these things as quickly, or as well as everyone else.

Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny?

I smile, and I laugh with you, and I agree that it's silly - but somehow, it doesn't feel real. I don't want to laugh. I want to crawl into a hole and cry and wither away and never face you again. If I say what I'm feeling at the moment, you're just going to laugh at me again. Oh, Rachel is trying to ~*~express her feelings~*~!

I'm a writer. I could come up with all this crappy prose on exactly how I feel about this, about all of this - but I'm not going to. It's a waste of my time, a waste of my energy, and you're not going to listen.

I'm not stupid.

So stop treating me like I am.

A thought.

What happens if you try to cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse by answering a personal ad/internet dating profile thingy/whatever, and the person on the other end turns out to be the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse trying to cheat on you?