Monday, June 15, 2009

RCII P13

Randomosity Chronicles II - Part 13

“Hey Sandy, where are we going?” Richard wanted to know as they sped down the other hallway. “I don’t think going down the guys’ hallway is much of an improvement.”

“At least Mr. Lew’s not lurking around here,” Sandy muttered. She abruptly stopped in front of a certain door, accidentally letting go of Richard’s wrist.

As Richard fell face-first onto the ground, cursing loudly (Sandy made a mental note to poke him later), Sandy pressed her ear against the door.

She didn’t really need to though, because the occupants of the room were already being extremely loud.

“Ew Yuedi, what the hell!”

“Nalini, you strip in a change room twice a week at school. How could you be bothered by this?”

“I didn’t think she’d actually sleep in her underwear though!”

“I do not tell lies.”

“Oh my god, you’re both so gay!”

“No, I believe we are quite heterosexual, thanks.”

“You, on the other hand...”

“Shut up! I’m not!”

Sandy sweatdropped, and then pounded on the door in frustration. She didn’t yell, fearing that somebody would hear her and come to investigate, and that was the last thing she needed at the moment.

“OH MY GOD IS THAT NICKY.”

“Okay, so on the count of three, we’ll open the door and ambush him so that he doesn’t run away again.”

“Sure!~”

Okay, maybe the second-last thing.

“Nalini, you come too!”

“No what the fu-”

“Nah, she’d squish him.”

“What the fuck, let go of me Vanessa – OW, Yuedi, you squished my boob-”

Slap.

“OWWWW!! VANESSA, YOU HIT HARD!”

“That hurt??”

“OF COURSE IT DID!!”

Sandy rolled her eyes and pounded on the door again, this time more loudly. She could hear some of the guys stirring in their rooms, and quickly squashed the panic that was beginning to rise in her chest.

“AHHH!!!”

“Nalini, develop a spine.”

“HIDE ME!!”

“Oh come on, you great tub of lard-”

“YUEDI!!”

There was a pause; Sandy could swear she saw an eye appear on the other side of the peephole.

“It’s not Nicky,” Yuedi said, not bothering to hide her disappointment. Nalini’s sigh of relief was clearly audible even from behind the door. There was a pause, a bit of scuffling, and then –

“Oh, it’s Shandy,” Van exclaimed in pleasant surprise, swinging the door open. Sandy promptly dragged Richard (who, incidentally, was still protesting loudly) inside, and shut the door firmly behind them.

“Yeah, hi,” Sandy said, finally letting go of Richard. He sat up straight, rubbing his wrist, and was about to get up when his little sister pounced on him (again).

“OW – Sandy – OWW – what the hell are you – OWW!!”

He cowered on the beige carpet as she jabbed every exposed area of his midsection repeatedly.

“That’s for earlier,” she said, then suddenly spun around and switched her target to Nalini. “And that,” she continued, attacking even more ferociously as Nalini swore again, “is for the same reason.”

“What the fu-”

“OI, LANGUAGE!” Sandy cut her off, drawing herself to her full height and looking quite dangerous.

Nalini smartly decided to shut up at that very moment, and instead shrank inconspicuously (as much as she could, anyway) into a corner.

Then she sprang up screaming when she realized there were spiders there.

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“Oh shut up,” Fandi snapped irritably for the umpteenth time, squirming uncomfortably on the dusty tablecloth that she was using as a mattress (she stubbornly refused to sleep on the ground, since there were more bugs down there). Her voice came out muffled, due to there being someone sitting on top of her.

Rachel frowned, briefly pausing her singing. “Stop moving so much, you’re a bad pillow.”

“Then – don’t – use – me – as – one,” Fandi growled back, each word in a more threatening tone than the last.

Rachel blissfully ignored her and continued belting out “If U Seek Amy” at the top of her lungs.

“Rach, shut up,” Angie requested, hugging Skye, whom she was using as a shield from the bugs crawling around on the ground. “Someone might hear you and take us to the police, or something.”

“Who would be wandering around here at two-thirty in the morning?” Rachel demanded, glancing at the glowing, glaringly-bright cyan clock that towered above the buildings across the street.

“Rach, get off.” Fandi shoved Rachel off her stomach, and accidentally rolled off the tablecloth with her. She shrieked and scrambled frantically back on, only to have Rachel plop herself down on top of her once more.

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“Omigosh, it’s Hibari, it’s Hibari, it’s Hibari, it’s Hibari, it’s Hibari Hibari Hibari Hibari Hibari Hibari Hibari! I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you-”

Andrea nearly fainted when Hibari finally said something in his wonderfully so-very-sexy voice. She was pretty sure that meant, “Shut up.

“B-b-but... I’m just making light conversation!” Andrea whined before going back to screaming “I love you, I love you, I love you” at Hibari Kyouya, who had been assigned to guard the cage that Andrea was held in.

Hibari said something else in Japanese. A tiny part of Andrea wanted Amy to be here as well -- she actually understood the language. But a much bigger part wanted Hibari all for herself.

It never occurred to her to wonder why she and Amy were split up. She just wanted her Hibari.

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“Who actually slept well?” Pikachu asked as he chomped down his share of breakfast, which Rachel and Fandi had left early in the morning to buy with some of Richard’s money. When the pair returned, their arms full of delicious, mouthwatering food from a local convenience store, Pikachu had just woken everyone up with his special alarm clock.

“I did,” Dana said, her hair still smelling burnt. “Buuuut, couldn’t you have woken us up in a slightly less violent way? Seriously.” Beside her, Mich nodded in agreement.

“Nah, bolting people’s my specialty,” Pikachu said dismissively, stuffing the last of his cheese crackers in his mouth.

“Don’t talk with your mouth full, it’s really kind of disgusting,” Rachel commented conversationally, being careful to swallow her mouthful of bread before she spoke, as to not be a hypocrite. Pikachu chucked a cracker crumb at her.

Angie and Sarah were huddling depressingly in the corner of the ground, their food barely touched. Skye had somehow wriggled out of Angie’s grasp while she was asleep that night and disappeared, as did the ninja. Both girls were surly that entire morning, although Sarah’s mood was considerably lighter than Angie’s, due to her happiness at finally being able to spend a night as a hobo.

“I believe we are in luck today, people,” Pikachu announced, abruptly standing up with a wide grin on his face. “The necklace... is better.”

This proclamation did not quite provoke the reaction he expected.

Huffing loudly, he glared at the six pairs of eyes that were fixed on him stupidly. “Meaning, we can leave.”

Fandi, Dana, Mich, and Rachel cheered. Sarah and Angie were too grumpy to.

Suddenly, the deafening sound of sirens blared in their ears. Rachel stole a glance at the street and, seeing a crowd of police officers storming towards them, yelled something indistinct. Sarah screamed. Fandi kicked Sarah into Angie to stop Sarah from screaming. Angie removed Sarah from her face and glared at Fandi. Rachel was still yelling something indistinct. Mich stood there like nothing out of the ordinary was going on.

“Quick!” Pikachu commanded as the necklace glowed bright neon blue, as bright and as neon and as blue as the clock from the night before. “Everyone, hold hands!”

Everyone complied, and just as the Pokémon grabbed Sarah’s hand, they all vanished into space with a soft poof.

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“AHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Despite the fact that six people and one yellow thing had randomly appeared on top of Nalini, Van was still mildly irked at her screaming. She kicked her.

The kick didn’t particularly bother Nalini this time, because she had something bigger to worry about. Namely, the group that was sitting on top of her at the very moment, effectively squishing her into the mattress.

Nalini screamed again, which made Sarah scream, which made Fandi punch her, but miss and hit Van instead, who whacked her with the book, and then accidentally trip over Yuedi, who fell and accidentally shoved her bust into Richard’s face, who pushed her away into Angie, who fell on top of Rachel, who fell on top of Dana, who fell on top of Pikachu, who zapped the entire struggling mass while Sandy just stood there impatiently with her arms folded.

“Who’s in there?”

“Not Crosby, we don’t have that many people.”

“I hear girls!”

“Wanna try and knock down the door or something?”

“YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!”

“Why would you want to do that?!”

“Especially if there are girls in there!”

“Hey, chillax, I was joking!”

“What’s going on here?”

“There was a crashing noise behind that door, and we’re wondering what made it.”

“Are you sure it’s not the maid or something?”

“It’s not.”

“Wait -- what the-”

“NICKY CHEUNG?!”

“AH!”

“AHH!”

“What are YOU doing here?!?”

“Never mind that, how the hell did you get here?!”

“Yeah, did you like, sneak onto the bus or something?!”

“That’s so ninja! Here, props!”

“Hey, now’s not time for that!”

“Yeah, why is Nicky here?”

“I got conned into coming here by Yuedi and-”

“Yuedi’s here too??”

“Oh yeah, she was! Remember, David?”

“Oh yeah!”

“Wait, so does that mean-”

“Yuedi’s in that room?!”

“It can’t be just her, there has to be more girls-”

“Or guys, you never know-”

“That sounds so suspicious... like, seriously...”

“ANYWAY.”

“Who else would be here besides Yuedi??”

“That Nalini girl and this other short kid.”

“Short kid... you don’t mean Van?”

“Wait, but aren’t the girls supposed to stay in that hallway?”

“Yeah, but-”

“This is waaaaay too screwed up! What’s going on here?”

“Pikachu,” Sandy’s worried voice suddenly rang out from amid the guys’ voices, “can’t you do something about this?”

He shook his head. “It’s too risky to try and knock them out all at once, there are too many of them. And we can’t afford to damage the necklace again; we have to get outta here.”

Suddenly, Mr. Lew’s voice could be heard above the babble.

“Nicky?! Why are you here? You shouldn’t be here!”

“Well, it’s not like I came here by choice.”

“... What is that supposed to mean? Here, come with me, we need to discuss this. Everyone, go back to your rooms and get yourselves ready! We're gonna walk around a lot today.”

As much as they strained their ears to hear, Mr. Lew and Nicky’s voices were fading as they walked away from the door, and the babbling that broke out among the guys masked their conversation.

“Damn,” Pikachu hissed, and turned around to face everyone, his expression a mix between grave and epic. “Guys... if we don’t find some way to save Nicky... we’re royally screwed. We need to devise a plan. We cannot afford to fail! We must save Nicky Cheung from the clutches of the teachers before anyone else notices we’re here!” He stuck a tiny fist into the air. “Let us go, brave warriors! Let us... begin!!”

There was a brief silence. Van frowned. “I am sorry, but that monologue did not bring great lolz.”





Haha, finally, eh? Took me forever. xP

Simon and Michael and everyone else will be in the next one. I PROMISE. :) :) :)

Oh, and yeah, I changed the layout again. The other one was pissing me off. xP (This one looks waaaay better in IE. Shame I use Firefox xP)

I actually did it. o_O

Yeah. Hi. :D Nalini is watching me write this. NALINI WRITE SOMETHING.

I LOVE CHEESE

^ by Nalini.

I actually did it. :D

Okay. Imma stop nao.

Nalini didn't think I would. I find that hilarious. xD

Now she's confused.

Hehehehehehe.

Okay, now to blog seriously.

Right now, we have free time in IT, because we handed in our last assignments and basically have nothing to do.

Nalini: Except talk about boys. -points to screen- And then those little thingies.
Me: o_O ???
Nalini: I MEANT -- THESE THINGSS!! ON TOP OF THE SIX!!! D<
Me: ... OH. :D

^^

There. Nalini's done.

Anyway, speaking of which, Andrea asked Adam to the grad (actually, more like, I asked him for her :P) and he said yes. And then Nalini jokingly dared me to ask Sam to the grad, and I actually did it. xD So now I'm going to the grad with Sam. Joy. :D

Nalini says awwww. I slap her. :)

(Now Nalini says OWWWW.)

Andrea is watching some anime next to us (Nalini: It's called Soul Eater. SOUL EATERRR!!! RAWR!!), and Sarah is playing on this random Paint-esque program. Now she wants to give us a "smartness test" on said program. xD

JUNE SEVENTEENTH.

The day that made me realize that I don't care anymore. I GOT OVER IT. :)

Clue enough for you? :D

And Nalini claims she already found out. And apparently I just told her. (Did I? I forgot o_O;;) And now I'm a weirdo. And now she likes cheese -- wait, what? o_O

NALINI'S DATING CHEESE.

BRA CHEESE.

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I accidentally pressed enter, and Blogger, being the retard it is, had an error. And then I got mad. Thank god for autosave. ._.

I'm bored nao. Ciao.

PS. The background of the new layout does not work on the school computers. I am pissed off. -_-

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I'm backkkkk :D

Haven't posted in some time. :D

But now... I am happy to say that I am officially FREE, because I have finished my montage (five hours ago, may I add), thus I am finished ALL my schoolwork FOR THIS EFFING YEAR (hopefully o_O). And now I shall do my hyper victory dance. :D

In other news, the grad trip sucks. Camp Robin Hood? Wtf? Why did they sell chocolate and delicious cake ice-cream-cookie sandwiches and stuff to raise money for the freakin' playground? I mean, I get that their priorities are more focused towards creating a better place for future people, but c'mon, could they at least have given us a decent grad trip? -.-

All disappointment aside, most of the gifties are going to ditch school and go on an EPIC JOURNEY to DOWNTOWN. Which may not sound that epic, but hey, it's better than CRH. xP (And besides, we get to go shopping and take lots of pictures. :D)

Anyway, grad is cominggg! Actually, I don't really mind the part where they switched the dinner with the luncheon. Gives us more time to par-tayy, so no complaints there. :D

Regarding RCII -- I wrote some of the new chapter in class, but stupidly forgot the outline at home, so I couldn't get much done. Eww, I missed my deadline by soooo much...

(For the record, my deadline was last Saturday. .___.;;;)

What else. Oh yeah, we started playing Risk, finally. (I like how we start playing Risk like, a month after World Dom is finished. xD) Anyway, during the two games that I watched, Sam GG'd everyone hands down. :P He attributed it to playing the game at home with his brother(s) (I can't remember if it was plural or not xP).

Oh, and Jesca got mad at Michael for destroying her flower that was made of yellow Risk dudes. xD And James kept taking Sam's dudes hostage and holding them at... cannonpoint. (hey, it's called "gunpoint", so why not "cannonpoint"? :D)

Oh, and you know how you can trade off some of the dudes for other dudes to save space? Yeah, since Sam kept putting his dudes all in one spot (I think it was Siam), James and Dennis did him a favour and stuck a horse on top of a cannon, and two infantries on top of that, in order to save more space. It brought great lolz. xD

In short: RISK IS FUN. :D

It's also a good time-waster when we have nothing else to do in class. (Which Ms. Wong uses to her advantage xD)

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY FANDI-MOMMY-BANKRUPT! :D (before I forget...)

Mich's party is on Sundayyyy~ :D We tis gonna have a Tetris warrrr... and DDR... can't wait~ :D

Got a 4+ on my bs'd Correlation. So happyyyy :DDD (Worse on Utopia though... oh well, it was pretty good for a major bs :D YAY ANDREA AND ME)

Epic bombed the science quiz. Not telling my mark. D:<

You know you're beginning to cave into too much peer pressure when you can't even keep track of your characters in your story. ._. Afraid I'm gonna have to start eliminating people soon... SORRY IN ADVANCE IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THEM D:

In my Sims 3 game, I named made my Sim write a bunch of books with weird titles, such as "Goddess Sutherland and Jedi Master Wong" and "So I Herd U Liek Mudkips". :D (My favourites have to be "Larry Porter and the Guava Candies" and "Larry Porter and the Dango Daikazoku" 8D)

Well, after that long-winded post, I'm out. Ciao :)

PS. My blog needed a layout change. So here it is. (Takes some time getting used to, though o.o)

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Concerning dieting...

Courtesy of Richard. xD

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.


And remember:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies..

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

again.

I pressed enter after typing out the title, so I posted a post with nothing in it. Again.

Correlation/Utopia/French finished, so we're (sort of but not really) free nao 8D

Except I sorta forgot to mention the tiny fact that we have a math project due on Friday, a science test on Monday (multiple choice THANK GOD), a math test on Tuesday (oh shit!~), science project AND geo manufacturing project due on Thursday.

Just that tiny, little, unimportant, irrelevant fact.

Two pairs of redundancies, right there.

I have a crick in my neck. Again. :(

RC13 - FUCK.

... Did not just do that.

Shandy don't kill me.

D:

Ew deadlines.

ew.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Dx

Utopia and French are shitting with me, aren't they.

Yeah they are.

D<

PS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. D<<<<<<

Friday, May 29, 2009

Because I have nothing better to do. ._.

Stealeded from Jenn. :O

SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:

1. Do You Like Anyone? affirmative.

2. Does Someone Like You? no clue, actually. o_O

3. Last Kiss? mom :)

4. Been Lead On? er...?

5. Been Cheated On? nope

6. Want A Relationship? sure why not :]

7. Wanna Get Married? oh-kay :]

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. food.
2. friends.
3. family.
4. the computer.
5. stupidity.
6. a shred of sanity.
7. my bed.

SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. "ew utopia"
2. "hi richard. :)"
3. "lolyay?"
4. "ew utopia."
5. "imma ace algebra this term 8D"
6. "ew utopia."
7. "ew utopia."

SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU
1. Believe In God? neh. :/
2. Had A Dream Come True? mmhm :) (and then it went away ;-;)
3. Read The Newspaper? neh
4. Get Enough Sleep Everyday? not really? :O x3
5. Have A Best Friend? multiple. :D
6. Take A Bath Daily? shower, not bath. >:O
7. Wish On Stars? neh. they look pretty though. :)

SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Fallen In Love? hm.
2. Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex? lmfaoo liz xD
3. Hooked Up With Someone Who Had A BF/GF? uhm, no.
4. Been To A Bonfire? nope.
5. Ran Away From Home? nope.
6. Played Strip Poker? no thanks. o_O (the guys in our class play poker with guava candies though.)
7. Pulled An All Nighter? not a full one. D:

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried? i think so?
2. Had Fun? yupp :D
3. Been Kissed? mom.
4. Felt Stupid? "2+2=4?? o_O"
5. Talked To An Ex? like 10 seconds ago. xP
6. Missed Someone? mmhm. ._.
7. Listened To Music? random jap stuff |D

RED : ANGER
1. Are You Currently Mad At Someone? nope.
2. Which Of Your Family Members Has The Worst Temper? me...?
3. Have You Ever Thrown Something At Anyone? multiple. (LOL michael's dumpling throwing)
4. Does Your Face Turn Red When You’re Angry? er, no? (when i'm embarrassed though .___.)
5. When You’re Mad Do You Prefer To Stare Angrily Or Yell? depends. usually the former though.

ORANGE : EXCITEMENT
1. Has Anyone Ever Thrown A Surprise Party For You? neh. D:
2. Are You Easily Excited? no clue. am i? D:
3. What Event Is Coming Up That You Are Looking Forward To? GRAD. <3
4. If You Won A Million Dollars, What Will Be Your First Thought? money. :D
5. What Would Make You The Happiest Right Now? ... :D

YELLOW : SELF DISCOVERY
1. Full Name: RYQZ. <- SUCH RANDOM INITIALS
2. Birthday: january 17 :D
3. What’s Your Main Goal In Life? to be normal. >:O
4. Do You Want To Have Children? mmhm. :)
5. How Do You Want To Die? ... not painfully? o_O

BLUE : SADNESS
1. When Is The Last Time You Cried? you don't want to know. really. >:O
2. What Is The Saddest Thing That Is Happening Right Now? glow ball warning.
3. Do You Usually Cry/Get Depressed When Something Doesn’t Happen Your Way? uhm... not particularly? o_O
4. Has Anyone Made You Cry In The Last 24 Hours? neh.
5. When You Are Sad, What Do You Do? cry into my pillow. :O

PINK : LOVE
1. Do You Have A Crush On One Of your Friends? mmhm.
2. Do You Believe At Love At First Sight? neh.
3. When You See Your Crush, Do You Act Differently Around Him/Her? do i? o_O
4. Do You Have A Girlfriend/Boyfriend? nope.
5. Do You Believe Everyone Has A Soulmate? i am indifferent. :P

Done bam.

Guava candies.

:D

Sunday, May 24, 2009

RCII P12

I never dreamt I would come back to this, but I started P12 before I quit, and I wanted to finish it. -shrug- Who knows, maybe I'll start writing again.

Just don't make me feel like a -cough- faulty retard, okay? ._.


Randomosity Chronicles II - Part 12

“We’ll just be... going for a bit,” Rachel informed Alyssa, smiling nervously and inching the door shut. Alyssa gave her a weird look, but Rachel quickly shut the door and tore down the hallway, dragging Richard behind her (completely ignoring his rather loud complaints about his shin).

“What the hell are you doing here?” Rachel demanded once they were a safe distance away from the door. “Mr. Lew said that these hallways are gender-specific! Do you want to get kicked out of here?”

“Well, considering that there are two of me here, I don’t think that me being in the girls’ hallway is the greatest of their problems,” Richard replied. “And why the hell did you have to kick me? That freakin’ hurt.”

“... Wait... are you saying... you’re not Richard?” Rachel said incredulously, ignoring his second question, much to his dismay.

“I am Richard.”

“Then who’s ‘the other me’?” she wanted to know. Mich, still clutching the coffee, blinked in confusion.

“The other me.”

“Stop joking with me, what the hell’s going on here?”

“I told you, there are two me’s in this hotel.”

Rachel rolled her eyes and threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. “Will you, or will you not tell me what you’re doing in the girls’ hallway?!”

“It’s because he insisted on coming,” Sandy answered disapprovingly, appearing beside them. As Rachel and Mich looked on in utter bewilderment, she reached out and promptly whacked Richard on the head.

“What was that for!?” he yelped, ducking as Sandy proceeded to whack him two more times. “Why are you guys hurting meeee?”

“Bad boy, I told you not to let yourself be discovered!” she scolded, but lowered her fist.

“It sorta wasn’t my fault. She-” here, he pointed at Rachel accusingly- “slammed a door in my face.”

“Hey, is it my fault that you decided to come wandering down here?” Rachel protested indignantly.

“Oh, just stop arguing,” Sandy interrupted, putting up both her hands. “Seriously, you two are like a bickering couple.”

Neither of them knew how to respond to this.

“But really, we should get going now,” she continued, ignoring the awkward silence. “Rach, Mich, don’t say a damn word about this, okay?” She flashed them a thumbs-up sign, grabbed Richard by the wrist, and hightailed it down the hallway and out of sight.

“...”

“What’s going on out here?”

It was Ms. Wong, opening the door to her room and peering curiously outside. Rachel blinked and stared, trying to think of an excuse for all the racket they were making.

Mich, on the other hand, was completely calm.

“Hi Ms. Wong!” she said brightly. “Do you want some coffee?”

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“Home sweet home,” Pikachu sighed, jumping off of Rachel’s shoulder and flopping spread-eagled onto the ground.

Everyone else just stared.

“Um, Pikachu? You sure this place is safe?” Sarah asked hesitantly, poking a cobweb hanging from the dilapidated building next to them. She shrieked and instantly pulled her hand back when a huge black spider darted out from the shadows and glared up at her, clicking its pincers menacingly.

“EW!” It was Fandi, who had jumped nearly a foot in the air and hid behind Rachel, who was, to general astonishment, fawning over the spider.

“Oh my god, it’s so cute!” she squealed, rushing forward to inspect their new... companion.

“Rach... you’re insane,” Angie stated, cowering behind Mich (who, as usual, looked completely calm about the whole situation). “How could you like spiders and caterpillars and beetles and shit?!”

Rachel shrugged. “Well, as long it doesn’t try to kill me, I’m good.”

Angie sweatdropped.

Guys,” Dana said loudly, glad that she finally got the groups attention at last. “Andrea ditched us. She ran off to find Hibari.”

“Oh. Okay.” And with that, Rachel went back to fawning over the spider.

Dana sweatdropped, quite amazed that she could react to this news so indifferently.

“Don’t worry,” Pikachu said from below, his voice muffled by the dirty mattress that he was burying his face into. “Andrea would know how to take care of herself. I think. Anyway, if she gets killed, it’s not our fault, so don’t worry.”

“That’s not the point...”

“Anyway,” the Pokémon continued, lifting his head and gazing around with a lazy expression, “everyone make yourselves at home. I think the necklace should be okay by tomorrow evening, so we’ll have to spend the night here.” His head fell back onto the mattress, which made a soft creaking sound, and he began to snore.

“How,” Angie demanded as Sarah happily threw herself onto the floor, savouring every moment she spent as a hobo, “can they act like this place is a five-star hotel?” She shot a furtive glance at Rachel, who had given up on the spider and was now cooing over a colony of ants in the corner. “And how can she go all gaga over bugs like that??”

“She’s a nature of freak,” Dana supplied.

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“Hey, short kid,” Andrea called out to Amy as the pair stepped cautiously into the temple, their shoes making soft clicking noises on the dusty marble floor, “are you sure this is the right place? Why would Hibari come here of all places?”

She quickly darted behind a large stone statue as Amy raised her hammer threateningly.

“I’m not that short,” she protested irritably, instead taking her anger out on a nearby pillar, which immediately crumbled into a pile of white debris. Andrea sweatdropped.

“Um... are you sure you’re allowed to do that?” she asked.

“Nobody cares anyway,” came the casual reply. “Now come on, we’ll be late.”

“Late for what?” Andrea demanded, but Amy had already started running again. Andrea rolled her eyes and followed, but as they ran further and further down the hallway, the light behind them gradually faded away. Soon, Andrea could barely see her own feet, and yelled out loudly when she suddenly collided into somebody.

“Watch it, will ya?” the voice of Amy hissed as they both fell to the cold floor with a thump.

“Well I’m sorry if it’s fucking dark in here,” Andrea snapped back. “Where are we? Are you sure you-”

Amy suddenly tackled her to the ground. “Shut up!”

“What the hell-”

I said shut up! I can hear someone!”

Sure enough, the sound of footsteps echoed throughout the hall, and they sounded like they were getting closer. Andrea strained her ears and was startled to hear voices accompanying the sounds, although they definitely weren’t speaking English.

“Damn,” she grumbled under her breath. “If only I knew how to speak Japanese...”

She swore loudly when her companion elbowed her sharply in the stomach. The voices stopped.

“Shit, they heard us,” Amy muttered, and grabbed Andrea’s wrist. “We can’t stay here, they’ll find us and-”

She abruptly stopped talking. Andrea opened her mouth to ask what had happened when a light suddenly appeared in front of them. Andrea blinked, trying to adjust to the sudden brightness, which now illuminated the colossal stone statues and ancient paintings on the walls around them. But Andrea hardly noticed these things – she was too busy staring at the person standing in front of her.

Despite the danger of the situation, a strange happiness spread inside Andrea when she realized that she would probably die by Hibari Kyouya’s hand.

The author briefly wondered if people would consider that weirder than fawning over bugs.

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“So basically we’re stuck here all night.”

Van marveled at how casually Yuedi could say that.

“I guess so,” she replied, flopping down on the bed next to her.

Yuedi sighed. “Well, I suppose that wouldn’t be too bad.” She shot a sly look at Nalini. “By the way Nalini, Vanessa and I are sharing this bed. You can go sleep with Nicky.”

“I’d rather sleep on the floor,” Nicky interjected darkly, glaring pointedly at Nalini, who stuck her tongue out in retaliation.

“Fine with me,” she huffed, turning her back on him.

Yuedi rolled her eyes and clambered off the bed. “Well, I’m gonna take a shower or something; I actually want to stay hygienic.”

“I’m next,” Nalini called out.

“But we don’t have any changes in clothes,” Van pointed out.

“We’ll sleep in our underwear,” Yuedi said, shrugging.

At the prospect of sleeping in a room with three half-naked girls, Nicky abruptly spun around and stomped out of the room, slamming the door loudly behind him.

There was a few seconds silence.

“Good,” Nalini said, heaving a sigh. “Thanks Yuedi, you got rid of him, that’s awesome.”

Her relieved expression instantly slid off her face when Yuedi raised her eyebrows at her. “I wasn’t joking, you know,” she said before disappearing into the bathroom.




By the way, this is all unedited, so you might spot some mistakes here and there.

o_O

Yeah. Hi. さしぶりですね.

-shot-

Yesterday was the 50th Anniversary party-celebration-concert thingy (as was Friday I suppose, but Friday was uneventful, so screw that). Jazz played the same three songs because apparently Mr Lew thinks that we're too fail to learn more than that ahem -- because we didn't have enough time to practice any more. James Bond was okay, Over the Rainbow/Weigh a Pie was epic failure, Tequila was better (because two niners so very generously decided to get up there and help our very sad posse of trumpets and our not-as-sad posse of saxophones). Oh, and my cousin, when we later reviewed the tape (ew), said that all our trumpets are bad (cept for Richard, but I don't think he saw him, because my mom tilted the camera at a weird angle o_O) because all their bells were down. ._.

What? Oh, of course I'm not going to mention the fact that I stood up there and sang into a microphone while praying that people could not hear me shaking and hit no less than three off-key notes.

... I really should remedy my run-on sentence tendencies.

Oh yeah. My parents caught our/my failness on camera. D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

DADADADADA -- TEQUILA!!

:)

That was random.

Uhm. Yeah. I'm currently screwed for Correlation and Utopia, although more so for Correlation, because it's an individual project and I haven't started yet. ._____.

Ew, Correlation. You go die in a hole nao kthxbai.

At least I get to laugh at the future grade 8's when they start Correlation.

D:

I hope.

Seeing as they're not even doing Survival next year... -_-

I'm bored. I should probably go do some work now, shouldn't I. o_O
 
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