In which Rach posts conversations from lifesaving.

The FOREHEAD convo
Eddie: Sandra, you still need to give me your Bronze Med verification.
Sandra: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting. xP
Eddie: Then write it in your agenda.
Sandra: ...But I don't HAVE an agenda :(
Eddie: Then write it on your forehead.
Sandra: ...But I don't HAVE a forehead :P
Eddie: What do you mean you don't have a forehead?? o.O
Everyone: LMAO xD

The CROTCH convo
Eddie: Kyle, why does it say Karosh here?
Kyle: Oh, that's my real name, but my dad signed me up as Kyle. :P
Some random dude: Wait... your name is Crotch? o.o
Everyone: LOL xD

The BABY ACTAR convo
Sandra: Why's the baby so small? o.o
Eddie: Because it's a baby. (No duh.)

The BABY ACTAR convo #2
Random dude: -bangs actar on chair-
Eddie: DON'T BREAK MY BABY. YOU BREAK MY BABY, I BREAK YOU. >:(

The NIPPLE convo
Eddie: Here's how you landmark for compressions. See these two holes? These are nipples.
Everyone: ...xD
Eddie: ........ T.T Anyway, so you put these two fingers on the nipples-
Everyone: xDD
Eddie: ............. ANYWAY... they're parallel, so you bring your fingers across and push.
Random dude: B-b-but... what if they're NOT parallel? D:
Eddie: -facepalm- Are your nipples not parallel?? T__T

The MAJOR INJURY convo
Eddie: The important thing is to treat your minor victim, or else they'll become a major victim. How are going to treat two major victims? You can't.
Kyle: So, if you have two major victims, you just have to let one die?
Eddie: No. If you have two major victims, then you're screwed. Majorly.