BUAHAHAHAHA

"...So then, both of the sperm went into the eggs! :D"
"Wouldn't that make twins? o.O"
"Wait... so **** and **** are going to have sperm- er, twins?"
"LOL~"
"I guess...? o.o"
"Oh wait, but how would the sperm get there in the first place??"
"Uhhh... **** had oral with **** and yeah!"
"Haha, but then it would go through your digestive system! xD"
"...Oh! **** got a vagina constructed! Yeah! So now he has a penis AND a vagina! :D"
"O__O;;; LMAO~"
"So then **** did it with **** but then **** interrupted, so they had a three way! And the egg went into the sperm!"
"Excuse me?? O.O xD"
"Yeah! The egg went into the sperm!"
"You mean like... speggs?"
"AHAHA, guys, you know people are staring! xD"
"...Uhh... is this window open?? O__O"
"Wait... isn't that the staff room??"
"Yeah... .__."
"OMG!!"
...
"....YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT, OKAY? YOU HEARD NOTHING!! OKAY?? :O"
"LMAO, ANDREA!! xD"
"...IT WAS HER FAULT! HER FAULT, I TELL YOU!! >:D"
"Why the hell are you pointing at me?? T__T"
"LOL~"

Try to figure out who said what. xD Oh, btw, names are censored because people are probably going to kill me if they find out who we were talking about. xP And "LOL" or "LMAO" refers to general laughter. :)