Look what I do when I'm supposed to be doing my Science...

Ahh. Way too addictive. D: I should find a better way to spend my time...


Original:
Poker Face

(Currently listening to it, so I'm like, sure. :D)


French:
Face of poker

(Okay sure. :P)


Japanese:
Surface of poker

(This happened last time too. Why does face = surface...? o.o)


Spanish:
Surface of the poker

(It can't just be poker, it has to be THE poker.)


German:
Surface of the stirring up hook

(Where'd stirring up hook come from...? o.o)


Dutch:
Surface of omhoog moving hook

(Moving hook? Omhoog?)


Chinese Simp.:
omhoog migration hook surface

(The hook surface is... migrating...?)


Greek:
omhoog surface of hooks of immigration

(Correction: they are immigrating.)


Korean:
Omhoog surfaces of immigration hanger

(First hooks immigrate here, now hangers? Canada must be popular.)


Poker Face = hooks and hangers immigrating here and invading Canada. Is Lady Gaga plotting something...? o.o;;



Original:
If you get below 90%, you are an official Asian failure.

(Hehe.)


Korean:
Below this 90% of you gets and in case, you are the Asia failure which is official.

(WE ARE ALL ASIA FAILURES WHICH IS OFFICIAL. D: [cept maybe for Angie. But I digress.])


Spanish:
Underneath this 90% of you you obtain and in case, you are the lack of Asia that is official.

(Lack of Asia? Asia doesn't exist anymore? o__O)


Japanese:
If under your this 90%, the Asian scarcity which is official profit.

(Scarcity of Asians = profit. Discriminatory much?)


Chinese Simp. & Chinese Trad.:
If in you this under 90%, is official profit Asia lacks.

(If we are under 90%, Asia lacks official profit. Kinda makes sense if you think about it... o.o)


Russian:
If in you this under 90%, officially, then profit Asia requires.

(If we are officially under 90%, then Asia requires profit. Trufax.)


Therefore, if we are all Asian failures, Asia goes broke. SHAME. D: