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MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLESS!~ ♥ AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO THOSE WHO DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!~ ♥ AND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS!~ ♥ AND WHY AM I ADDING TILDES AND HEARTS TO EVERY SENTENCE!~ ♥ OH WELL!~ ♥ THIS IS FUN!~ ♥ LALALALALA!~ ♥

Okay. I'm back from my ZOMG-ITS-CHRISTMAS-YAYZ spazziness. 83

The caps lock is a nice key. THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT WHILE I'M TYPING THIS. Which is a major convenience. But... with every silver lining comes a cloud. Because some people HAVE A TENDENCY TO TYPE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. AND IT GETS ANNOYING. AND IT'S LIKE THEY'RE SHOUTING AT EVERYONE. EG:

Person 1: HI.
Person 2: HI.
P1: HOW ARE YOU.
P2: I'M FINE. YOU?
P1: I HEARD ABOUT PERSON 3'S DOG.
P2: YEAH ME TOO.
P1: SO WHAT'S UP?
P2: NOT MUCH, YOU?
P1: HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR.
P2: YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!
P1: DUDE. STOP ABUSING THE EXCLAMATION MARK KEY.
P2: DUDE. STOP ABUSING THE CAPSLOCK KEY.
P1: DUDE. STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE.
P2: DUDE. WHY DON'T YOU.
P1: DUDE. WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING LIKE THIS.
P2: DUDE. NO IDEA.
P1: DUDE. WHY ARE WE STARTING EVERY SINGLE FLIPPING SENTENCE WITH DUDE.
P2: DUDE. I DON'T KNOW EITHER.
P1: DUDE. THIS IS POINTLESS.
P2: DUDE. DITTO THAT.

And etc, etc.

... Okay, that was a pointless convo. POINTLESSNESS FTW. ♥

... DUDE. STOP ABUSING THE FLIPPING CAPSLOCK.

... DUDE. STOP SAYING FLIPPING INSTEAD OF FUCKING.

... DUDE. SAYING FUCKING IS RUDE.

... DUDE. WHY THE FLIPPING HELL AM I TALKING TO MYSELF.

... DUDE. THE WORD FLIPPING IS NOT AWESOME.

... DUDE. I DON'T CARE.

... DUDE. I DO.

... DUDE. CONTRADICTION.

... DUDE. YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP THIS, YOU KNOW.

... DUDE. TALKING TO ONESELF IS AWESOME.

... DUDE. NO IT'S NOT.

... DUDE. YES IT IS.

... DUDE. WOULD YOU LIKE DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST ASYLUM, BECAUSE I THINK YOU MIGHT BE INSANE.

... DUDE. STOP COPYING LILY.

... DUDE. LILY IS TOO AWESOME FOR YOU.

... DUDE. :D

... DUDE. THAT SMILEY IS GETTING REDUNDANT.

... DUDE. REDUNDANCY IS AWESOME.

... DUDE. I BEG TO DIFFER.

... DUDE. IT IS AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT. :D

... DUDE. THIS IS REALLY GETTING POINTLESS.

... DUDE. I KNOW.

... DUDE. I SHOULD STOP NOW.

... DUDE. THE WORD NOW IS NOT AWESOME.

... DUDE. WHAT THE HELL?

... DUDE. QUESTION MARKS ARE NOT AWESOME EITHER.

... DUDE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SAY?

... DUDE. YOU MEAN FLIPPING.

... DUDE. WHATEVER.

... DUDE. I THINK I MAY HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA.

... DUDE. MENTAL DISORDERS ARE AWESOME.

... DUDE. NO THEY'RE NOT. o.O

... DUDE. YES THEY ARE. :D

... DUDE. WOULD YOU STOP THAT.

... DUDE. YOU MEAN SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER.

... DUDE. THAT TOO.

... DUDE. WHY THE HELL ARE WE DOING THIS.

... DUDE. I DUNNO.

... DUDE. LET'S STOP, OKAY?

... DUDE. I CONCUR.

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Dotting excessively again... D:

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... Hehe.

... Angie don't shoot me please.

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MERRY CHRISTMASSS~~~ ♥ ♥ ♥

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... Hearts, shiny.

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... DUDE. THIS POST IS LONG.

... DUDE. 90% OF IT IS RANDOM NONSENSICAL SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER CRAP.

... DUDE. THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A GOOD THING.

... DUDE. I DON'T THINK IT IS.

... DUDE. YOUR THINKING IS INAPPLICABLE. :D

... DUDE. SCREW YOU.

... DUDE. THANKS~ ♥

... DUDE. STOP PUTTING TILDES AND HEARTS EVERYWHERE.

... DUDE. MAKE ME. ~ ♥ >:D

... DUDE. SCREW YOU~ ♥

... DUDE. HYPOCRITE~ ♥

... DUDE. THIS IS GETTING POINTLESSLY REDUNDANT.

... DUDE. THE WORD DUDE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A WORD ANYMORE. o.O

... DUDE. DITTO THAT.

... DUDE. I THINK YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST MENTAL INSTITUTION KTHXBAI.

... DUDE. YOU'RE INSANE TOO, AND YOU KNOW IT~ ♥ >:D

... DUDE. FUCK YOU~ ♥

... DUDE. LITTLE SHELTERED CHILDREN READ THIS BLOG. YOU WILL CORRUPT THEIR LITTLE SHELTERED MINDS!~ ♥ D:

... DUDE. WHAT THE HELL? o.O

... DUDE. ~ ♥ :D

... DUDE. WE SHOULD REALLY STOP THIS NAO.

... DUDE. NAO IS AN AWESOME WORD. :D

... DUDE. SRSLY.

... DUDE. OKAY.

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Well that was pointless.

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