Survival of the Fish Hooks.

Andrea: Tu est un... uhh... -flips through French dictionary- wait, wait, wait...
Everyone: Lol xD
Sarah: Are you looking for retard? xD
Andrea: Yeah~
Sarah: I don't think it's in there o.O
Andrea: Well, sex is in there; why not retard?
Sarah: Sex is in every dictionary :P
Andrea: AHA! RETARDÉE! >:D
Everyone: LMAO xD

Screwed for Survival. xP

BUAHAHAHAHA

"...So then, both of the sperm went into the eggs! :D"
"Wouldn't that make twins? o.O"
"Wait... so **** and **** are going to have sperm- er, twins?"
"LOL~"
"I guess...? o.o"
"Oh wait, but how would the sperm get there in the first place??"
"Uhhh... **** had oral with **** and yeah!"
"Haha, but then it would go through your digestive system! xD"
"...Oh! **** got a vagina constructed! Yeah! So now he has a penis AND a vagina! :D"
"O__O;;; LMAO~"
"So then **** did it with **** but then **** interrupted, so they had a three way! And the egg went into the sperm!"
"Excuse me?? O.O xD"
"Yeah! The egg went into the sperm!"
"You mean like... speggs?"
"AHAHA, guys, you know people are staring! xD"
"...Uhh... is this window open?? O__O"
"Wait... isn't that the staff room??"
"Yeah... .__."
"OMG!!"
...
"....YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT, OKAY? YOU HEARD NOTHING!! OKAY?? :O"
"LMAO, ANDREA!! xD"
"...IT WAS HER FAULT! HER FAULT, I TELL YOU!! >:D"
"Why the hell are you pointing at me?? T__T"
"LOL~"

Try to figure out who said what. xD Oh, btw, names are censored because people are probably going to kill me if they find out who we were talking about. xP And "LOL" or "LMAO" refers to general laughter. :)

Oops.

I nearly forgot to post today. :O

...Not that I have anything to talk about.

...Bye. :P

Happy birthday, blog! :D

-insert random birthday stuff here-

Yeah. Nothing much to update on. But I still wanna keep my goal of posting everyday, so... here I am. :P

HERE I AMMM, ONCE AGAINNNN, I'M TOOOOORN INTO PIECESSSS -shot-

So yeah. I'm bored. ._.

Okay, now I feel like blogging more. :P

Crystal: Eddie! It's all your fault! I think I caught your cold. -__-
Eddie: ...Cold? What cold? o.O
Crystal: Last week! You weren't here cuz you were sick, right...? :O
Eddie: ...No. o.O
Everyone: o___O;;; Then... where were you?
Eddie: I was on a date.
Daphne: You ditched us for a date? That's not nice! >:O
Me: ... (A date?? Wtf?? o__O)

Oh, btw, "everyone" refers to me, Daphne, Crystal, and Jennifer. :D Cici wasn't there; she was late today for some reason. :P -shot for writing about people that Crosbians probably don't know-

But seriously. I'm fitting in more easily than I expected. ;D

I suppose lifesaving IS useful for something; it gives me stuff to blog about~ xD

You know, I'm sort of jealous of Angie. She can write SOOO much in her blog, and here's me with my really short paragraphs that shouldn't even be called paragraphs due to their lack of length. ._. She writes about interesting stuff too. :O

It's past 10pm! (Just felt like pointing that out :P)

According to Rachel standards...

9:00 pm - Not that late
10:00 pm - Getting sleepy...
11:00 pm - Should be in bed by now
12:00 am - Get off the computer. NOW.
1:00 am - Gonna be so cranky tomorrow x__X

Might as well do morning too, eh?

6:00 am - Sleeping. If I'm awake, there'd better be a good reason for it.
7:00 am - Sleeping. Maybe awake if I went to bed super early the night before.
7:20 am - Get up for school. If no school, sleeping.
8:00 am - Awake if I'm lucky.
9:00 am - Usually awake by now.
10:00 am - Probably stayed up really late last night. ._.
11:00 am - Stayed up waaaay too late last night. Dx

There. Now you sort of know how Rach's internal clock works. :D

...I'm bored.

...That's getting SO redundant. ._. Maybe I should find a way to rephrase that. Or not say it at all. xP

...Whatever. I'M BOREEED.

EDIT: It seems that the Blogspot clock is 3 hours slow compared to my computer's clock. o.O

EDIT #2: Fix'd. :D

HAY THAR.

Tomorrow my blog is turning a month old~ :D

Haha, I got unrejected by that Jennifer person who rejected me last lifesaving class~ ;D

Today, Rach found out that her instructor Eddie is very sexist. :P

Eddie: Okay guys, I'm gonna give you a quiz now. Whoever gets a wrong answer has to do 20 push-ups. >:D
Random people: NUU! Push-ups are harddd! D:
Eddie: ...Fine. The boys will have to do 20 push-ups. Girls can chose between push-ups, sit-ups, and jumping jacks. :D
Random guys: D8<<

So yeah. :P

Rach is going to go play Sims 2 now. And don't nag Rach to do her homework; Rach does not want to do work when her shoulders are sore from doing 18 lengths of head-up front crawl. >:O (Rach will hate intervals forever and ever now.)

...Rach should stop pulling a Van and stop talking in the third person.

Meh.

Ms. Wong: Guys, stop talking so I can think! >:O My brain isn't functioning well at 2:15 in the afternoon!
Mich P: Ms. Wong, do you need a hug? :D
Ms. Wong: No thank you, Michelle, I'm okay.

Mich P: Political deadlock is like, when the two parties can't agree on anything. Like, one party wanted to eat pie, and the other didn't. :P
Everyone: lol xD
Ms. Wong: Haha, not a very good example, Michelle xD
Mich: Fine then! >:P One party wanted to look for rocks on the ground, and the other... wanted to look for rocks in the sky! There!
Everyone: LMAO xD

-____-

SERIOUSLY GUYS. STOP CALLING ME A GIANT TODDLER. YOU MAY THINK IT'S FUNNY, BUT I REALLY DON'T. I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE ANY MORE OF THAT SHIT FROM YOU PEOPLE, OKAY?

...

On the bright side, I got unrejected. :D -shot-

So dead for journal... and french test tomorrow... stupid Ms. K, how the hell are we going to memorize the meanings and conjugations for 45 different verbs? D:< (Well, granted, most of them follow the standard ER, IR, or RE conjugations... BUT IRREGULAR VERBS ARE DEATH. D8<<)

I should stop blogging and finish that damn Journal. And then study for French. Dx

Blogging at school

This is what I wrote in my Journal document at school today :D

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HAI GUYZ :D I’m at school right now, cuz it’s our computer period, and I dun wanna risk getting caught going onto my blog (cuz if you get on the Force’s bad side, she’ll “accidentally” give you worse perils xD) so yeah. I’m supposed to be doing my journal thingy right now, but... I dun wanna. D:

Haha, the history sheet spelled “Confederation” wrong. Twice. xD

Hmm, I’m bored now. :P

Beside me, Van is also writing her blog entry xD BLOGGING IS ADDICTING. (But Rach is a bad kid, because she does it in class ._.)

Btw, this is on my Journal document right now, and I’ll just put it on my USB and post it on my actual blog at home x3

Rach doesn’t wanna do her Journal. What is Rach supposed to say about plagiarism? D:

Wow, Van typed a lot. o.o Stupid Van, always finding some random crap to type up and make her stuff seem longer xP

I’m disguising this entry as my Journal, so I can just pretend to be working on my journal :O (I ish a bad, bad kid.)

LALALALALALA.

I wonder if the Sutherlandians got their perils and bonuses yet. :O If they did, Jason and Fandi are probably freaking out about it right now. :P

I space out my paragraphs a lot. :P Unlike Van, who has this HUGE BLOCK OF TEXT on her document that makes it seem longer and more pro. D: VAN TIS A PRO BLOGGER. As for me, I just write random stuff that randomly pops out of my head. :P

I GOT REJECTED. :O (Must have said that about twenty times already today, more or less. :P)

...I’m supposed to be writing my journal/researching history/survivaling right now, but meh. Typing this up is more fun.

This filled up half a page already in size 8.5 Verdana font. xD

Mich P: (comes into the room with Jesca) Ms. Wong, Jessica has issues. ._.

With every silver lining, there comes a cloud. :P IT’S TRUE.

Right now, it is apparently around 12:10 pm. I wonder what I ordered for Lunch Lady today. :O After lunch, we have literacy (perils and bonusessss ._.) and I.T., which is why I brought my USB.

Van’s talking about the Sims 2 over in her document right now. I’m slightly less addicted to the Sims 2 than before, but still. :O

And on the other side of me, Andrea’s reading an article on Hibari Kyouya. xD Good job, Andrea.

...I think Ms. Wong is having a little “heart-to-heart chat” with Shannon now. o.o

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And yeah. xD

...I should be doing my history D:

Okay, I'm better now :)

Haha, I spazzed so much on that last post :P

You people are free to talk to me again~ xD