And yet again.

Howdy world. It’s not Monday, but our Family Studies class is in the library nonetheless, which really sucks, because that means OMG ~*~ RESEARCH TIME ~*~ FUN SPARKLY YAY ~*~

Sorry Mark, for ripping off your ~*~ AWESOME FAKE SPARKLINESS OF DOOM THINGIES ~*~

Tildes and asterisks. Yaaaay. :P

Okay, so yeah. Family Studies. Nobody’s really taking this seriously, I don’t think. I’ve said that already, sometime before, haven’t I? You all get the point, yeah? Okay, time to write a crackfic.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named... Natalie. And her friend Amy. Simply because these two happen to be sitting next to the author right now. So yeah.

Okay, so this girl named Natalie and her friend named Amy went to this wonderful magical land called... ~*~ SPARKLY LAND OR SOMETHING OR OTHER ~*~. And in this magical land, there were lots of... unicorns. Nice, pretty, sparkly unicorns that welcomed the two friends into ~*~ SPARKLY LAND OR SOMETHING OR OTHER ~*~. Except there was also an evil unicorn named... uh... SHADOWCORNDOG MCVILLAINTHING (because shadow is EBILL and this means that he/she/it/corndog is a BAD GUY D:). So this SHADOWCORNDOG MCVILLAINTHING lived on an EBILL DARK CLOUD that hung over ~*~ SPARKLY LAND OR SOMETHING OR OTHER ~*~, casting half of the land into darkness. And the cloud was getting bigger as SHADOWCORNDOG MCVILLAINTHING took over the land, and it covered the royal castle where the WONDERFUL SPARKLY PURE MCPRINCESSPERSON lived, because everything’s better with princesses. (... Okay, I’ll stop that now.) So yeah... WONDERFUL SPARKLY PURE MCPRINCESSPERSON was really scared that SHADOWCORNDOG MCVILLAINTHING was taking over, but then she saw our heroine and her friend (sorry Amy :P) walking into ~*~ SPARKLY LAND OR SOMETHING OR OTHER ~*~ to save the day! YAY! Um... so WONDERFUL SPARKLY PURE MCPRINCESSPERSON gave Natalie and Amy their very own SWORDS OF MCAWESOMENESS and they went to go slay the ebil SHADOWCORNDOG MCVILLAINTHING up in his/her/its/corndogs EBILL CLOUD OF DOOM DUN DUN DUN. And now the author has writer’s block, so let’s just say rocks fall everyone dies and Natalie and Amy get transported back to present time, which is Wednesday June 9th 2010, in the library of RHHS and in the middle of a stupid Family Studies class in which people may or may not be working (probably the latter).

... Big wall of text, scary.

It is currently 3:16 pm. We’re knitting tomorrow, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to finish my bear this week sometime (HOPEFULLY), but for now... TIME MOVE FASTER PRETTY PLEASE WITH ~*~ SPARKLES ~*~ D:

People enjoy my story. MY LIFE GOAL IS FULFILLED YESHHH no it isn’t.